Keith Houchen Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 I think it says a lot about the world we live in. Facts don’t matter anymore. Their top guy is on camera saying the whole thing is a hoax, or the flu, or getting tests that don’t work from a time when the virus didn’t exist. And our top guy boasting how he went to hospital and shook hands with everyone so don’t worry. And this is all recorded evidence! If Johnson does survive, I’d love to see him being held to account for how badly he has fucked this up and how his advice/guidelines/requests/instructions or whatever they’re called today have lead to people dying, but he won’t. He will stumble over his words deliberately, praise the people who he voted to deny funding and pay rises to and pricks will be all “Good old Boris” and it’ll all be forgotten. Quote
Joe Blog Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 Everyone intending to clap please make sure you shit in your hands first, it keeps the Corona at bay. Quote
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted April 7, 2020 Paid Members Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, PowerButchi said: Quiet afternoon in the office? If I thought it would have the Larry David social effect of the MAGA hat, I would get that printed on some t-shirts tomorrow. Social distancing is still a struggle around here Edited April 7, 2020 by Hannibal Scorch Quote
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 7, 2020 Moderators Posted April 7, 2020 It's possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. THE CAPTAIN OF OUR HEARTS. Quote
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted April 7, 2020 Awards Moderator Posted April 7, 2020 Do I even need to post it? Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 7, 2020 Members Posted April 7, 2020 26 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: Do I even need to post it? YES I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!! Quote
Paid Members Onyx2 Posted April 7, 2020 Paid Members Posted April 7, 2020 8.02 and not a clap to be heard. Quote
Joe Blog Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 Heard a tiny clap, only one household. Too far for my bricks to reach. Quote
Max Power Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) Waited 10 minutes to avoid live commentary, but not a single clap was given on my street. It goes up to number 103 too and I live right in the middle. Proud. Edited April 7, 2020 by Max Power Can't spell. Quote
The King Of Swing Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 We were supposed to clap for that cunt Johnson? Must have missed the memo and not a single clap to be heard on my street. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Max Power said: Waited 10 minutes to avoid live commentary This is the heroism that will get us through this. Thank you, Sir. Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 7, 2020 Paid Members Posted April 7, 2020 3 hours ago, SuperBacon said: Cheers. So it's a bit like how AEW viewing figures are calculated? Massaged numbers? The government outsourced the stats side of things to some American consultant firm, Steiner & Steiner. They claim to have a customer satisfaction rate of 141 & 2/3 %. Quote
Jacko Posted April 7, 2020 Posted April 7, 2020 The numbers of dead that are shared don’t count the residents who die in care because they are only suspected covid we have had 12 die this week alone all from suspected covid and another 9 end of life but because of no testing they won’t be added to the figures Quote
Paid Members Chris B Posted April 8, 2020 Paid Members Posted April 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Jacko said: The numbers of dead that are shared don’t count the residents who die in care because they are only suspected covid we have had 12 die this week alone all from suspected covid and another 9 end of life but because of no testing they won’t be added to the figures I hadn't even thought of that. That's horrendous. Hope you're doing okay (physically and emotionally) if you're around them often. Quote
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