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Keith Houchen

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Keith Houchen last won the day on September 19

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About Keith Houchen

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    Fence sitting, touching myself at night, being better than you.

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  1. Smackdown Discussion Thread

    orson.gif He will screen grab all this, post it on his Facebook page where all his friends appear to be Thai girls and call us all HOOPS.
  2. 2017 Clog-Popping Thread

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! As I said to @PowerButchi Fifteen To One used to be the Wrestlemania of quiz shows before it came back all chummy. The hard nosed thuggery of the bass in the theme and the no nonsense approach of Billy G made it better than the rest. And of course, in the final, voiceover Laura appeared on camera. He directed loads of TV as well, and sued some matey who donned a disguise to get back on Fifteen To One.
  3. UKFF Photography Thread

    Love portion sounds intriguing!
  4. They're going for a single seater mode of transport, clearly.
  5. DVDs and Films You Have Watched Recently 3 - The Final Insult

    And the soundtrack is brilliant too! Can't really think of any other Cox films to recommend. Sid and Nancy is watchable but nothing else comes to mind.
  6. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Not only that, the self importance of the fuckers is laughable. They believe that they are part of the running of the club and that their opinion counts for something. See also The Green Brigade.
  7. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    The absolute state of this, Jesus fucking Christ. Obviously, the line in the song should have been "His cock is superhuman, when he cucks poor Ronald Koeman (out)"

    I think Greggs is Pound Bakery for cunts. Beat that, readers!
  9. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    It mentioned he has a 24 inch penis and is a Belgian genius.
  10. The Off-Topic Questions Thread

    Sorry, didn't see it was a Japanese female wrestler piling on weight. Asuka Round.
  11. Boxing Thread

    Hope he remembers his piss test this time.
  12. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    I do agree to a large extent, technology is evolving and a lot of jobs become obsolete as a result. I guess it's the difference between fast food and a sit down meal.
  13. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    I saw something on Facebook, yeah I know, that went something along the lines of "You order your fast food on a screen, use self service checkouts (and a few more automated things) and you blame immigrants for taking all the jobs". I know it doesn't sound nice but I never clear my table at a fast food chain, it's McEconomics. We order it ourselves and clear it away, thus saving them having to employ front of house staff. You're doing people out of a job by being tidy!
  14. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    My favourite use of contactless is the M6 toll road. Because I'm a massive baby I like to pretend I'm an F1 driver having a pit stop and contactless allows for a quick time. Then I can resume sticking to the speed limit and swearing at middle lane hoggers
  15. Today I learned...

    And strangely enough, my contribution was a guy called "Mick Piss"