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Keith Houchen

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Keith Houchen last won the day on January 7

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    Fence sitting, touching myself at night, being better than you.

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  1. DVDs and Films You Have Watched Recently 3 - The Final Insult

    Speaking of which, I watched Jigsaw. It was fucking awful.
  2. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Nah, Lanny could ping that frisbee a good distance.
  3. The Song Of The Day Thread

    Well, You Get What You Give, Ralphy.
  4. 2018 Coil-Shuffling Thread

    https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jan/16/david-squires-cyrille-regis-one-of-british-footballs-most-important-players?CMP=share_btn_fb David Squires dedicates his latest cartoon to Big Cyrille.
  5. Embarrassing Social Situations

    When Frankie was talking about the girl, I was hoping for it to end with "Weeks later, I penetrated her"
  6. WAW Training dates 2018

    What if we torrent it? But no, I'll be paying to see this, may you coin it in, Ricky! Was hoping for Andy Serkis reprising his Lord of the rings performance as Two Sheds though.
  7. Blimey! They're still alive

    He probably is celebrating it on this fine day, and every day, but his birthday is 25th December. Like a tramp Jesus.
  8. 2018 Post of the Year Thread

    Plus one, I love that story.
  9. 2018 Coil-Shuffling Thread

    She had a real distinctive voice, but also a real emotional range as well. Sounds like an accidental overdose for a back problem. Tony Sly went that way.
  10. Embarrassing Social Situations

    I’m sure @Guy Bifkin had a moment at a fancy dress or Halloween party.
  11. 2018 Coil-Shuffling Thread

    Gutted about Big Cyrille. Considered a legend at Coventry and rightly so. I was flying to Dublin about 10 years ago and as we landed, the bloke in the seat in front of me stood up to get his stuff from the overhead locker and it was Big Cyrille. I turned to my travelling companion and whispered very excitedly "It's Big Cyrille", I was waxing lyrical about who he was, three degrees, Class of 87, when you hear the whistle blow, you should see Big Cyrille go with all of the calmness of a One Direction fan as they glimpse their idols. I looked back up mid sentence and it became clear by the smile on his face and warmth in his eyes that he had heard every word I'd said. He smiled and said thanks, then departed the plane. I grinned for hours.
  12. Agatha Christie's Paige discussion.

    Surely the logical thing to do if she has to step away from the ring is to be an Armed Traffic Warden.

    Whilst not food. There is a barbers in Manchester called “Peace And Love Muhammad Ali”. In fact this could make a decent thread.
  14. UKFF Dolt of the Year 2017

    Did you have a bet on it?
  15. Movie Trailer Thread

    Just for you, @Rey_Piste