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Frankie Crisp

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  1. Frankie Crisp

    What gigs are you going to in the next few months?

    Seafret, 1st March in Manchester. Looking forward to having a big cry in public.
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    Wrong Screenshots

    The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
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    The Best Pop Song Of All Time

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    What games do you have or play on your phone?

    Score Hero and One More Bounce.
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    The Best Pop Song Of All Time

    It’s either: Or Over to you to say things that are wrong.
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    Chippy Tea

    Very. Out for a mate’s birthday and knew I had to get up early for a train to London. Assume my logic was ‘just get any food on the way home and you won’t have a hangover’. I had a hangover. It made the early-morning deathshite even worse.
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    Paul Hardcastle's Domestic Football 18/nuh nuh nuh 19

    We need to legalise Euthanasia is this country so we can put everyone’s second-favourite Nan out of her misery and get a new manager at Palace. Fucking clueless.
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    Chippy Tea

    Both. It was that or nothing. I should have gone for nothing. Possibly the worst chippy tea I’ve ever had but it was a desperate situation.
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    Chippy Tea

    There was only one chippy open. Sorry? Chips, big sausages, peas and curry. I think I asked for something different.
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    Best British Sportsperson of Your Lifetime

    David Beckham? Bloody hell.
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    Series with huge character arcs

    Andy Bernard in The Office was one of the oddest character arcs. In seasons 2 and 3 he was a joy as a character, despite him being a sniveling, self-serving weirdo. But from around season 8 or 9 (I think), they shifted it so he was just an unbearable dickhead and it was a blessing when he left. It was as if there was no association with the original Andy when he was first introduced in the Stamford office. It was around the time he started doing more films, but it was just a very odd way for the character to go.
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    2019 Daisy-Pushing Thread

    She may only be known by those in the North West, but Diane Oxberry has snuffed it. She's been doing the local weather and a few other shows since I can remember. Seeing her colleagues report her death earlier was bloody horrible. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-46820379
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    Best British Sportsperson of Your Lifetime

    Steve Redgrave's up there, as is Daley Thompson. But it's clearly Darren Ambrose.
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    Top Twitter

    Cc: Baldness thread.
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    My hairline is an absolute mess. In fact it’s so far back I think it’s still adding its nominations to the 2015 forum awards. My old man went bald at 24 and carries it off well, but I’ve inherited the hairline from my Mum’s side of the family which gave me an extra few years. I’ve no issue with going bald or shaving it to a respectable level, but I had an accident when I was about 7 which has fucked that up. Came off my bike - over the handlebars - into a pile of dismantled shed bits and ended up in hospital for a few days. Massive flap of skin fell down over my eyes. Got a load of stitches. Was a hero in school. Only problem is that the scar is in the shape of an uppercase M so if I shaved my head I’d be walking around like a demented advert for McDonalds. I’m single enough as it is so don’t need to add that to the list of lady deterrents. Still, I’ve got two lungs so every cloud.