Mr_Danger

In my mind all Baz's stories feature a tramp pissing in them. There was a wonderful physical altercation in our depot last week when two old timers belly bounced a new lad between them like a couple of prime Big Daddy' as a sort of jovial haze.

Grecian had two fights, one where he stole his opponents girlfriend and another where he beat up a group of muggers whilst dressed as a cowboy. Jimmy Hills all round.

What a show full of talent Atlanta is. @SuperBaconloves a bit of Netflix YA action. You'll be as happy as my 13 year old daughter that To All the Boys I've Loved Before has had sequels ordered.

"Stick up for your own kind you Uncle Tom". Yeah ok, good to see the anti racists fighting the good fight on line. It's great to see the media getting pelters over this. The stuff with Sterling has been noticeable since the early day at Liverpool with all the "he's got 8 kids" stuff that many of the Everton fans I know irl used to think was genuine. Good portion of Liverpool fans as well come to think about it, it did seem to rise when he entered his contract dispute though.

There's a cracking Toblerone rip off in Poundland called Twin Peaks..

I played a bit online last night. The battle royale where you get points for difficult kills is a lot of fun. Went on to free roam and took out some gang with some fellow free roamers. I accidentally punched one and he killed me so I respawned and stabbed that sucker in the neck from behind. Some bellend in Blackwater by the mission giver there perched himself on a roof and was taking players out. Nob.

Samways had a right cartoon head on him. He used to be my die hard toffee mate's favourite player. He modelled his own game on him and everything which was pretty easy as he was shit and couldn't tackle.

For anyone interested there's a pretty sweet make good on the online mode. They're giving week one (online) players a load of gold and dollars and they've scaled things down price wise. Amazing that it only takes a week of middling criticism for them to change shit up on the online mode. People learning from Epics excellent model of online gaming. I wonder if Bethesda are watching....

It's more so the being in prison part that I'm afraid of than the nickname, but yeah, I suppose there's worse nicknames.

I once tried to lift a toilet seat with my foot in a night club and drunkenly and extremely clumsily managed to boot the twatting toilet bowl over which resulted in me being dragged out by bouncers. I have a life long fear that I'll be one of those people who never fight but one day gets caught in an altercation and I accidentally kill the other person and I'm doomed to be forever known around the prison yard as One Punch Daz.

To get up votes for ripping a sex offender obvs.

And Tony Blackburn.

These films don't embody the spirit of Christmas dammit! I remember A Christmas Story being on Sky Movies all the the time when we first ever had Sky in the early 90's.

I think Elf is a bit shit too. It's extremely cold (lol) for a Christmas film. I might force my 13 year old to watch It's a Wonderful Life this year. I'll just pretend it's My Chemical Romances favourite film or something. I think bad Christmas tv movies need more love. That post office one with Laurie Metcalf used to get a yearly watch on C5.

I'm not racist but I should never have moved to that city of blacks n brown's in the first place. Just trollin' really peep s✌