Devon Malcolm

Well..... Shit.

Could have been worse for him, he could have been watching women's wrestling.

He's also in Bad Times at the El Royale. He's in everything, he's great.

Can't believe you haven't seen Capricorn One.

Maybe you're just a big misogo.

Netflix's latest, Apostle, isn't very good. Same guy who directed the two The Raid films, both massively overrated (although I quite liked the first one) and I wouldn't be surprised if this goes the same way. A really slow folk-ish horror film where nothing happens for about an hour and a half and then goes mad for half an hour. Some good gore and Lucy Boynton has lovely hair and that's about it. Just watch The Wicker Man.

Fills it superbly, I barely noticed it. I think perhaps because it's so heavily concentrated on character rather than plot. The cast are brilliant too. I had never even heard of Cynthia Erivo coming into this but she's not just the breakout star but the best thing in it, which is saying something when you see the rest of this cast.

Bad Times at the El Royale is absolutely superb. In no way resembles the Tarantino-esque crime comedy it looks like in its trailer. Hugely recommended.

It's great fun, isn't it? It's the best speedboat chase of all time aside from Live and Let Die. It also inspired the speedboat chase down the same section of canal in The Hitman's Bodyguard. Maas also directed a really fun film called The Lift which is worth seeing.

"....I am?"

At least my eldest daughter was started the right way with her first trip to the cinema - The Lego Movie. So she didn't get the awful start that I got with sodding Mac and Me.

I thought The Dark Tower was alright, really. It was clearly rushed and not what I reckon anybody expected but it was alright for a 90 minute action fantasy film.

Because megathreads killed this forum to a standstill for a couple of years and now it's jumping innit.