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I love how the more James Acaster appears on Seth Meyers the more confused the audience gets.

Gary Michael Cappetta was the best, wasn't he. Just think of some of the announcements he could have done in THAT voice if WWE had signed him in the late 90s or early 2000s. But no. Tony fucking Chimel.

I get them from the local Premier but I've seen them in Home Bargains too.

I got a deep cut on the MCU question and I don't feel good about it, not one bit.

Toffee Crunch chocolate oranges are far nicer than the regular chocolate oranges.

My massive Steam library came in really helpful for the gaming one, got a deep cut for that. Money well spent!

Godzilla Minus Zero Loved it. I get why it's not gone down as well but I think swinging for a bleaker, less action-packed story that delves more into the characters and Japan's generational guilt really worked for me. Subverts what we normally get from sequels. The sound on these things is incredible too. Top 5 film of the year contender. Wild Horse Nine Yeah, like I've already said this felt like McDonagh playing the hits. I can't quite buy his political stance here because of some of the weird stuff in Three Billboards especially but I enjoyed it. Mariana di Girolamo is a star and if you want to see her in anything else I'd highly recommend Ema and Kill the Jockey. Primetime The necessity of the existence of this was cancelled out by the (excellent) Predators documentary. Focusing on the 'did you know media conglomerations are bad?' stuff is such low-hanging fruit. Pattinson's Chris Hansen impression was a distraction. The weird editing and filters were annoying. Just didn't work for me. Really disappointing. Sew Torn Who wants to see a crime thriller about a seamstress caught in the middle of a drug deal gone wrong? You should because this was awesome. One of the surprises of the year. Weird and formally unusual (tells three different 'what if' stories), I can see why it was a festival darling but I mean that in a positive way for a change. I'd recommend this to anyone wanting an accessible film that's at least something different. The Weight Russell Crowe's fat Marlon Brando era starts here? One of the few actually good films he's been in for years although I'd say his scenes probably took 2 days to shoot. Pretty good adventure-thriller with Ethan Hawke turning in a cracking performance as ever. The Stunt Driver Comedy biopic about Canadian stunt driver Ken Carter's attempts to jump the St. Lawrence river in a rocket-powered car. Pretty funny but Ben Foster inevitably steals it as a grumpy Evel Knievel. I love that guy. Crawlers We're spoiled for spider films now. This one has echoes of [REC] in that everyone's shut in their building as spiders eat everyone and everything in their sight. Matilda Lutz from out of Revenge battles spiders in a rubber BDSM suit if you need any more convincing. A good laugh. Don't Move Another spider film! Pretty stupid but also very funny at times mostly due to Rob Riggle. The opening scene is so unnecessarily brutal that it's funny. I enjoyed this a lot even though it's clearly shit. The Mongoose Liam Neeson action film. Very bad, even by his recent standards. Ving Rhames is now so old he sounds too tired to talk. Michael Chiklis does a Buford T. Justice impression (badly). No. Tony The Anthony Bourdain one. It was alright. Pretty typical biopic that didn't tell me anything about Bourdain, really. Emilia Jones the MVP. Excellent soundtrack. Nothing essential though. The Devil's Mouth We've had the odd few decent shark films in the last few years but this isn't one of them. Goes on forever. No idea why Kathryn Newton got roped into it but she does her best. Very boring and long. @Frankie Crisp is gonna be furious. Ghost in the Cell Indonesian horror comedy about a vengeful spirit haunting a prison. Incredibly gory and funny, takes too long to get going but when it gets there it's really enjoyable. Great title too obviously. Aontas Irish crime drama told backwards like Memento. The only reason it's told like that is because the story is boring. Not for me. The Outer Threat Tedious sci-fi thriller that's pleasingly anti-AI but nothing happens. Constance Wu should be doing better stuff than this. Lee Cronin's The Mummy It didn't bother me that this wasn't really a mummy film at all, it bothered me that it went on for 5 decades and that it's the usual James Waniverse jumpscare bullshit. Change your fucking tune, man. Leviticus Widely labelled as a queer take on It Follows, this isn't as good and is FAR too heavy on the metaphors but it's creepy and violent and has plenty to say about conversion therapy. Well worth seeing. They Will Kill You Zazie Beetz twatting people in her undies is the main selling point here but there really isn't much else going on. Some inventively disgusting effects but it's not nearly as funny or edgy as it thinks it is. Beetz needs a new agent, I don't think I've ever seen her in anything good.

385 today. Was on course for well over 400 - and then that last question happened. Pricks.

I did quite like it but it just felt like McDonagh treading much the same path as he did with In Bruges and The Banshees of Inisherin. And in fairness to Rockwell, this was the least crap I've ever seen him even if 95% of his performance was him saying Jimmy Corkhill's favourite line while looking incredulous. He's good at that!

I don't care about Rocky either so I'll probably not see this but from the trailer I'd say Anthony Ippolito's Stallone impression is incredible.

Estonia is one of my favourite hipster football countries to watch. Their top two divisions show all their games live on YouTube. And a reminder there's a team over there called Eston Villa.

Hasn't @Frankie Crisp suffered enough.

Panicked on the Guardiola one trying to think of an obscure answer and all my brain could think of was Michael Johnson. So I got 263 with one wrong.