Lorne Malvo

Going to need all of you to stop this Olivia slander, thanks. (It is shit though)

And then we get all of the 'hilarious' alternative lyrics, none of which will ever top "You scumbag, you maggot, you taped over Taggart."

Fair play, Apartment 26 is one of the most dogshit band names I've ever seen.

Torn between a I'm In The Mood For Wanking, Don't Wank Me Too Hard, or a Who's Gonna Wank You gag, so have them all. Sorry.

IIRC, somebody on here was mates with Delta White too. The UKFF has got the UK grot landscape well covered between us.

Is Babestation still okay? Actually, is Babestation still going?!* *he says, pretending he doesn't know

A shrewd move from @FLips there, trying to downplay the existence of a condiments thread in the hope we'd all forget he's a mayonnaise weirdo.

Been throwing at work for the last 6 months during our odd down periods. I'm finding it to be a frustratingly addictive game. Not hit a 180 yet, but came heartbreakingly close yesterday;

Talking about kitchen sinks, the young lad at work doesn't know how to use a dish rack. I asked him to do the washing up yesterday. Half hour later I walked into the kitchen to find four plates stacked on top of the rack, one on top of the other, rather than slitting into the gaps. I kept calm and showed him the correct way to do it, but inside I was screaming Jesus Fucking Christ.

Kenny McBrides old religion thread had loads of bad faith arguments. The faith being Christianity and the bad being Kenny McBride.

I love a burger van pun, no matter how shit they are. Special shout out to Only Food And Sauces for being especially rubbish.

Taiki Waititi hasn't taken kindly to his new film bombing and getting battered by critics; https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/nov/02/taika-waititi-lambasts-critics-after-klara-and-the-sun-box-office-disaster?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-gb What a load of bollocks. He gives it the 'I haven't read a review for 15 years but critics hate my films' spiel - how would you know if you don't read reviews, you big liar? Also you can't blame a bad box-office showing on critics. How do you explain the countless films that get ripped apart critically every year but do big numbers, if that's your argument? I really liked Hunt For The Wilderpeople and quite liked Jojo Rabbit too, but I've always found him to be a really tiresome overexposed personality. Plus Thor: Love And Thunder was a load of shite.

Might swerve Collision going forwards, huge chunks of it are so dull. Too much Sky-shite for one TV show, and Gabe Kidd may genuinely be my least favourite AEW act ever. When you're threatening to hang people by their intestines you're going way beyond the realms of a wrestling TV show, it's so stupid. Thekla is so good but instead of that raising Skye Blue and Julia Hart up, it just exposes how rubbish they are next to her.

I went from 'adorable' to a 'post whore' in the space of one sentence. Make your mind up!

Ironic that his names gooner because his posts are a load of wank.