I was so bored on a video conference end of last year I started drawing a massive flopping cock on my notepad. It was a real good piece, realistic helmet with a slight vain from the head, a little hair on the wrinkled scrotum. It was after about 15 minutes when I moved on to a drawing a fanny with a little inna labia on show that I realised I had no idea where my laptop was facing.
After a quick switch to show my camera it was safely out of shot. I have to say I was really disappointed as it was an amazing bit of work. I spent the next 10 minutes thinking 'my career is fucked anyway, good drawing of a willy might be the only praise you're going to get'.