Lorne Malvo

Use of a urinal next to mine when there's another free results in a small fine. Jail time if it's repeated behaviour.

There's a half-decent thread in this, I reckon. Hade Vansen only had the one vignette on Smackdown before he got binned, didn't he? And I can only remember Kizarny making the one appearance before he got dumped, but might be wrong on that one.

Quick, somebody tell @SuperBacon at least Spurs are top of one table! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cmq5nljx7972o?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-gb

I've been slowly rebuilding my DVD/Blu-Ray collection lately. A few years back I got rid of the lot (reckon I had inbetween 1500 and 2000) when I downsized, so I'm pretty much starting from scratch. I've been picking up a lot of early to mid noughties stuff (anything that I can find for cheap) and it's made me realise that I can enjoy a lot of shit if enough time has passed between it coming out and me watching it. Tears Of The Sun - A Bruce Willis war vehicle, it's fine but Antoine Fuqua struggles with the action/shoot-out scenes meaning there's a whole load of build-up for an anticlimactic finish. Hostel - I had a memory this was all tits and torture porn. I mean, 90% of it is, but it does a half-decent job of building up suspense and creepiness before it gets to the torture stuff. Better than I remembered, but still pretty cack. Stealth - A ridiculously stupid Top Gear rip-off that makes no sense at all. I loved it! Into The Blue - Has anybody ever had a more smackable face than Scott Caan? This was alright. SWAT - Christ Colin Farrell is ridiculously attractive. Another one that's pretty daft but I still had a lot of fun with. I think I just really miss mid-budget stuff like this meaning I've got a lot of time for even the most middling ones. The Exorcism Of Emily Rose - A really interesting horror/courtroom film, unfortunately it runs out of steam around 3/4s of the way through and doesn't wrap up the horror side of things at all. Worth a watch though. Ultraviolet - Utter shite. A whole movie of early 00s music video visuals, a boring unoriginal 'story' and horrible performances across the board. One to avoid.

At a Westlife gig?!

When it comes to those two songs, I'm loving Angels instead.

I'm not much of a WCW fan at all, but if you don't get a lump in your throat watching them dismantle the Worldwide set during the end credits of the final episode, you're not human.

I think he'll move into politics, so he can set about ending racism once and for all.

We should start a UKFF podcast where we review fry-ups and crisps, talk about shitting habits and call Tories cunts. The Hannah Fry-up Club.

I look forward to not being able to access them.

Reviews on Letterboxd ending with 'for more on this, listen to my podcast!' No. Actually, Letterboxd in general. It's well shit now.

I went for a pint with a mate the other day and he was telling me about an interview he'd gone for. The role was for a behaviour specialist in a school, something he's been doing for about 10 years now. He said the interview process is getting more and more ridiculous each time. This time it consisted of; - Him leading a 15-minute assembly to all of Year 10 about 'respect' - an unseen data task (40 minutes) - a 'learner panel' - I'm not sure what this is (20 minutes) - A safeguarding test (20 minutes) - a 10 minute presentation on how he would 'lead behaviour' across the school Then a 45 minute interview to finish off. And this is only stage 1! I know we want our educators to be thoroughly assessed before they get a job but christ that's a long process.

I've been looking on and off for about 2 years now and have never been so disillusioned and in despair about the whole job-finding process. Learning on the job seems to be a thing of the past now, every company seems to value experience above everything else. Which is fair enough, if I was in their shoes I'd rather hire somebody with experience and some knowledge as opposed to somebody with none, but often they're looking for experience in an extremely narrow, specific field and I have no idea how you get a foot in. Sorry to hear you were made redundant, especially as it sounded like you enjoyed the job. And I'm doubly gutted that we won't get any more pictures in the sandwich thread.

Absolutely lost my head with a customer today. He's a regular who orders his karate tracksuits from us, but he's ridiculously disorganised, leaving it late every year to order then telling us 'I need these in a week as they're for a tour!' He ordered about a week ago and made it clear it's vital these tracksuits are to be with him no later than today. If they're any later than that he will be cancelling the order and expecting a full refund. However, he didn't have the full order at the time as he was still waiting on his squad to get back to him, so he gave me about half of the sizes he needed then phoned about another 7 times during the day last week to add extra tracksuits on each time. It would've been a much quicker and less frustrating process if he had collated all of the sizes needed first and done it all in one phone call, but we explain this to the silly fucker every year and he never listens. Anyway, after about 11 phone calls I finally have his full order, I place it on a rush (at our cost, eating into our very slim profit, so we're hardly making anything on it) and it arrives last thing yesterday. We printed the order up this morning so by 9am it was all complete. I phoned him up telling him it's ready to pick up, and his reply.. "Oh I can't pick it up today, I'm on holiday". Absolute fucking prick.

That Chris Jericho graphic gets weirder the more I look at it. It kind of looks like Jeff Bridges, with bits of Woody Harrelson and Kris Kristofferson in there too. The one person it doesn't look like is Chris Jericho.

Fuck me, I hate this prick. EDIT: That being John Cena, not TheBurningRed!

I thought you had done it recently and was trying to be a smart arse 😆 My bad if not! I'm pretty sure X links arn't banned though.

It's almost as bad as people posting X links on here 4 years into it being owned by an actual Nazi.

This has broken my brain a bit.

Yeah but Gremlins 2: The New Cob sounds shit.

I'd need more than an hour to recover from those sausages, look at the state of them! You're right lads, it is a good laugh.

You could post the greatest fry-up of all time in this thread and somebody would reply 'actually, I like my bacon to be perpendicular to my sausage and my toast to be pastel brown rather than army brown thanks'. Picky gits you lot!

The Iron Maiden scene is one of my scenes of the year. I think it's a really strong series overall though. I've even got time for 28 Weeks Later. Preferred Bone Temple to 28 Years if anything as the island stuff in the former took up too much time to the point I was bored of it. It really picked up when it became 'Jodie Comer and her son go on an adventure'.

RIP Pac. Absolutely horrible, this. Life can be a right cunt sometimes. I know I'd had a few digs before about his AEW schedule but that's because, selfishly, he was that enjoyable to watch I wanted him there 100% of the time. He was a joy to watch in the ring and will be sorely missed.

Is Bound for Glory still their flagship Wrestlemania-esque show of the year? Because Nemeth vs Slater is an appalling main event if so.