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Lorne Malvo

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  1. First half of the bracket being revealed on tonights Dark, apparently.
  2. I rewatched the Shelter episode on Netflix recently and I'd forgot just how brilliant Grandad is during that speech. Surprisingly they also left in the paki shop joke.
  3. Really enjoyed the first two episodes of the Mandalorian! I'd completely forgot about Nick Nolte and Werner fuckin Herzog being in it so they were a great surprise.
  4. Just seen AEW on Twitter saying the Matt Hardy teleporting stuff was drone trickery, not magic. Which seems to be them realising how fucking stupid it was and taking steps to explain it. Hopefully they take a few more steps in the right direction and bin the Broken stuff before long.
  5. Question about The Mandalorian; Do I need much Star Wars knowledge to get it? Or can I jump in pretty cold? For clarity, I've only ever watched the films once (except Force Awakens which I've watched twice, and Rise of Skywalker which I've not watched at all), and I'm not really a massive fan of them outside Force Awakens, Solo and TLJ which I thought were ace. Not that keen on the original trilogy and thought the prequels were garbage. So I don't really have much knowledge of the universe at all, so will this impact Mandalorian? I can't be arsed watching it if I need to google a load of plot.
  6. All of his 'supernatural' bits have been shit too. I've never understood this wank obsession wrestling has with magic characters.
  7. I didn't mind the Brodie Lee stuff and looking forwards to seeing where it goes. Matt Hardy though. Fucking hell he is shit. My old man walked in the room during his promo and I wished I had a gay porn on instead. This Broken stuff has always been fucking embarassing and I've got no faith in AEW, whose management consists of Hardy Boyz marks, to rein Matt in. Inner Circle vs Elite is a blood feud and Matt being tacked on just doesn't fit at all. Rubbish.
  8. Release order is the only way that makes sense really. Skip episodes 1-3 if you're not that arsed because they are mostly gash.
  9. Anyone played COD: Warzone? I've not played a Call of Duty game since the original Modern Warfare but saw Warzone was free-to-play and thought I'd give it a go. I'm shit. Every other player just seems faster, has better aim and knows what they're doing whereas I'm running around like a headless chicken getting sniped everytime I pop my head out a door. The best I've done is come 27th and that was only because I nicked a jeep and sped off everytime there was a bit of trouble.
  10. Do you find London interesting? If so, you're in it.
  11. No, but Putin is watching as you knock one out.
  12. What about when world champ Triple H used to bump his arse off for scrubs like Taka Michinoku? or when John Cena did his US title open challenge and was going 20-minutes every week and trading nearfalls with people nowhere near his level? Or a few weeks back when comedy act Orange Cassidy took super-serious athlete Pac to the limit? You're talking shite.
  13. I thought my area had been mostly unaffected. I don't know anyone who has it or even had symptoms, shops haven't been ransacked yet and no businesses/schools have closed. It just seemed to be business as usual. Then I got to work this morning and was told we're likely being made redundant by the end of this month. It's not entirely down to the virus (Brexit uncertainty and the shit weather have a lot to do with it), but it's making me take this thing a shit-ton more seriously now.
  14. Not sure. For such a built player he spends an incredible amount of time on his arse or crying about his shoulder. Now if Wolves still had George Elekobi, we'd piss it.
  15. I thought they blew off steam by going to shows and shouting CUNT at the wrestlers next to a 10 year old kid.
  16. In all seriousness, it would've made more sense to do this match around the time of Full Gear when Cody was feuding with Jericho and Santana & Ortiz were feuding with Young Bucks. Dustin, Darby Allin and Moxley have all been taken out, injured by and feuded with Inner Circle lately so those three seem like a more obvious fit than the five Elite lads.
  17. You just hate it because Tony Khan isn't your real dad and can't tell you what to do.
  18. Like Alexa Bliss, Liv seems to have a huge online fandom which crosses the line into creepy obsession.
  19. I think Zayn's NXT title chase was one of the last times I was fully invested in a WWE storyline to the point I was marking out when he finally won it. I don't want to be that 'everyone should go to AEW' guy, but a motivated El Generico turning up somewhere else would be so much better than him treading water on Smackdown.
  20. I'll second this, it was incredible. I was watching Pac vs Orange Cassidy last weekend and was wondering what was the last match that had me grinning to that extent, and I'm pretty sure it was watching Triple H selling his arse off for Rousey. Brilliant match.
  21. They had some crackers on the indies back when Zayn was still El Generico.
  22. Yeah, that was my only issue with this week's show. I enjoyed his early PWG stuff but not seen anything of him in around 10 years, but now he always looks blown out of his arse 2 minutes into any match.
  23. @wordsfromlee I was giggling like an idiot for a good 5 minutes at that earlier to the point I had to leave the office for a bit.
  24. I had one of those Mercury games on the PSP and they were fucking infuriating, but insanely addictive.
  25. You wouldn't say that to Caroline Flack.
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