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Onyx2 last won the day on December 22 2017

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  1. UKFF Questions Thread V2

    Vaguely interested in the Jericho v Omega match. I can't go through that behemoth thread, what was the general opinion of it?
  2. What have you been watching on (proper scripted) telly?

    I think you're right @tiger_rick, #3 was excellent and a clever construct, but #2 had the emotional hook that gives it another edge. It's one of the few programmes I'm watching live at the moment. After each show they trail the next one with a movie poster, which is an incredible amount of work for something that's barely seen: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01qtt18/p01tb9yh
  3. The Off-Topic Questions Thread

    It's got VLOOKUP written all over it. Difficult to explain without seeing your data, but here's a good start: https://www.ablebits.com/office-addins-blog/2014/07/17/excel-vlookup-tutorial-beginner/ You have your source data - your P&L - then on your other sheet it "looks up" the word "January" and retrieves it from the other sheet based on which column you want to return. Screenshot it if you can (you can obscure the actual numbers) and I'll try and be more specific.
  4. That Star Trek thread somebody was talking about

    SWERVE But good shout on DS9. Once Avery gets the beard, shit goes down.
  5. That Star Trek thread somebody was talking about

    I never finished Enterprise before, I just couldn't hack it. With all the recent Mirror universe stuff I've gone back to the Mirror, Darkly episodes following reddit recommendations. What a load of shit! Everyone changes allegiance ten times, they discover the Defiant and guess it comes from another universe (?) and Scott Bakula practically laughs "muhahahaha!" panto style throughout. Utter pants.
  6. 2018 Coil-Shuffling Thread

    The basis for one of my favourite Harry Hill jokes. His nana requested this song to be sung at her funeral. As the coffin was lowered into the ground, the choir started singing: "Monday, Tuesday, Happy Days! Wednesday, Thursday, Happy Days!..."
  7. The Official UKFF RAW Thread...

    Classic Steph isn't it? Cutting off someone else's balls. Why not have Strowman ransom Jordan to force Angle to rehire him? Put Jason on some railway tracks while Strowman twiddles his moustache, something like that.
  8. The Official UKFF RAW Thread...

    I was howling at that delivery. I hope it becomes a meme for all time.
  9. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    Hardly an anecdote but everyone in Hawaii was sent a message saying a ballistic missile was heading towards them. Basically the end of the world. http://nbc4i.com/2018/01/13/emergency-alert-about-ballistic-missile-sent-to-hawaii-residents-ema-says-no-threat/ Turns out it was a mistake. Christ, how frightening. The accompanying reddit thread features comments from Hawaiians panicking: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/7q67a1/emergency_alert_about_ballistic_missile_sent_to/
  10. Standup Comedy

    Dave wrote about it on his blog: http://gormano.blogspot.co.uk/2017/12/goodish-bye.html?m=1 The schedule sounds insane.
  11. Standup Comedy

    He's quit doing Modern Life Is Goodish just for that reason.
  12. Standup Comedy

    I loved Vic and Bob's special, though it was heavy with nostalgia for the C4 show. Got tickets for Dave Gorman and Dara O'Briain in Southend this year.
  13. 2018 Coil-Shuffling Thread

    Good choice of words.
  14. Just tag @tiger_rick. Stats are his bag.
  15. Today I learned...

    Interesting, I got this from Wikipedia which totals their time in office. I'll check and revise.