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  1. Statto

    The Official UKFF RAW Thread...

    Quick FYI as I’ve just spotted my series link was ending - the live Raw is on Sky Sports Mix (121 on the Sky EPG, Christ knows anywhere else) next week. I think that channel is the ‘free’ one so if you’re not a Sky Sports subscriber but want to watch these amazing shows you keep hearing about (how could you not?!), here’s your chance.
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    Best things to watch on the network?

    Dreamer: “It’s so dark, and cavernous, and devoid of any life!” Christian: “Are we in the Impact Zone?” Dreamer: “C’mon, I kinda work there.”
  3. Statto

    What happened in 2018?

    That trend continued (Ellsworth being in the cage for Asuka vs Carmella at Extreme Rules is the only one that springs to mind, there could be more) but began in 2016, with Ellering in the "Crash Cage" for the Dusty Classic final, fulfilling the promise on the toy box that the playset would come to life on an NXT Takeover. Jericho went in the cage for an Owens title defence shortly after that, then Enzo went in at SummerSlam in 2017. No comment on Enzo & Ellsworth needing to be locked up.
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    New wrestling figures!

    I’m no figure expert/historian - I’ve never even taken a photo of a Hasbro holding a fork. But those Doink/Lex figures are just repaints of the mass-produced figures, aren’t they? So ever if they WERE repainted by someone who worked for Hasbro as a ‘prototype’, it’s still just the normal figure someone took a paintbrush to, surely? Spending shitloads on a prototype of a figure that never came out of Diesel/Lawler/Mantaur I could understand, but this seems insane...
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    What happened in 2018?

    Smackdown had a top 10 ranking system.
  6. Statto

    What happened in 2018?

    Daniel Bryan feuded with Big Cass.
  7. Of all the people who needed the old fashioned name change treatment, Punishment Martinez was it. Even if they went with Luis 'Punishment' Martinez it'd be way better.
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    Things you've read in wrestling books

    Jericho jumped up on stage during Foley’s Hall of Fame induction and let Mick pin him. IIRC, Stone Cold counted the ‘fall’?
  9. Statto

    *Official* Youtube.com cool finds thread

    Googled this and it turns out this was a double-A side with: Captain Chameleon seems to have been an alias of David Wolff, Cyndi Lauper’s manager/boyfriend, which would explain how these 2 tunes ended up having their vocals re-recorded by JYD/Slick & being used in WWF.
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    Random Thoughts III.

    If you’ve ever dreamed of cosplaying as a WWE superstar rehabbing following surgery, now you can: https://www.andrewssmgear.com/
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    Random Thoughts III.

    *FryNotSureIfSeriousMeme* That jumpsuit was such a hideous bit of kit I genuinely wondered if he was trying to get fired in time to turn up at Wrestle Kingdom.
  12. It had me fooled, I’ll admit.
  13. Statto

    The Random/Weird/Quirky Photo Thread

    That’s what got him fired from WWE/Performance Centre job, IIRC. Someone found out he’d tested positive at a powerlifting event (several months after it happened) and that was that.
  14. The one on the left is 5 mins from my front door, the one on the right is 5 mins from my office. This is not an admission of guilt.
  15. Statto

    Yank man killed off isolated tribe.

    Being suggested that unless people go get his body (which is lying on the beach) the whole tribe might end up dead through exposure to pathogens. So give it time.