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  1. Statto

    All Elite Wrestling trademarks filed

    If Cody has a legal right to perform as "Cody Runnels Rhodes" but has chosen to be known just as "Cody", I have questions about his ability to co-run a major company. Just "Cody" is a dreadful name.
  2. I'm pretty sure I said this on here at the time, but the thing that really amazed me was that they used an edited version of the 'real' song, removing the first verse & looping the singalong/WHOO! bit. When they made their own rip-off, they did the total opposite, so that it took forever to reach the fun bit.
  3. The Adam Rose debut vignette was a tremendous piece of work, the best bit about it being how Devin Taylor (❤) completely gets caught up in the party and signs off her report "Choo Choo!" The actual debut was cool too, then they had to change the music...
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    Smackdown Discussion Thread

    Dunno if it got made, but it was shown in graphics so presumably would have been: http://www.diva-dirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/FabulousMoolahBattleRoyal-e1520907155260.png
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    Dean Ambrose leaves the ukff

    Ambrose vs Nia Jax being advertised as an "intergender special attraction" for a house show the week after next. (PS - I'm in the 'it's all a work' camp, for what little that's worth)
  6. Eric Bugenhagen is gonna be HUGE. For about 3 weeks, like Adam Rose.
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    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    How sad will it be if that awful tag match in Saudi Arabia ends up being both Taker & Shawn's last WWE match?
  8. Statto

    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    Equally suited for the Top Wrestling Twitter thread IMO.
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    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    He was Dozer on the indies I believe. They've used it as a nickname in NXT too.
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    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    I know they love shortening names anyway, but I can't help but wonder if Vince (or someone, but probably Vince) has one of his weird issues with "ovic" surnames? Or at least the pronunciation? Mauro made a point on NXT a few weeks back that "they need to scratch the itch" and pronounce it "Di-ja-ko-vic" rather than "Di-ja-ko-vitch" but I put that down to being a new character/name. Then Heavy Machinery turned up on Raw & they were all saying Otis, who had always been "Doza-vitch" as "Doza-vic"
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    Random Thoughts III.

    Kid I went to school with claimed Sunday Night Heat was going to be held at Carrow Road one week. Not Raw, not Smackdown, a specific Sunday Night Heat taping. And this was well into the point where Sunday Night Heat was a c-show.
  12. Statto

    The Official UKFF RAW Thread...

    They'll surely go down the route of "Becky, you don't want to do this...Baddest Woman on the Planet...I pissed her off last year & she ripped my arm off at Wrestlemania & she'll do the same to you..." Then Becky will rip Steph's arm off.
  13. Statto

    WWE launches new U.K. series - NXT UK

    On the men's side, I'd give a look to: Rampage Brown Sha Samuels Adam Maxted Nathan Cruz Iestyn Rees & Kip Sabian as a team Martin Kirby Robbie X Gabriel Kidd Not saying they'll all come in & tear up trees, but they're as good if not better than some of the guys who are getting used IMO. Viper on the women's side.
  14. Statto

    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    Y'know, despite Abyss being amongst my least favourite wrestlers of all time in the ring, I'd not hate him showing up on TV as some variation on the Joseph Park gimmick. Like if they moved Drake Maverick on to Raw full time, and put him as this inept, sniveling wretch of a GM on 205 Live who just happens to be twice the size of the blokes he's deathly afraid of.
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    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    Fresh off his departure from Impact, Sonjay Dutt shows up as a suit breaking up a brawl on 205 Live this week, so guess that’s where he’s agenting.