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  1. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    That win percentage stat is such a shite reason to stop supporting a club. He would have needed to have won the grand total of TWO GAMES to be above his previous level. Know it was shit back end of last season, but that's hardly some sort of Herculean footballing odyssey.
  2. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    A large part of me would like Gary Megson, who's now caretaker manager, to get the gig full time for Ralphy's reaction (sorry Ralphy). Possibly the only man on the planet who is capable of playing a more turgid style of football than Pulis. His Bolton side were bad to the extent that I remember them vividly a decade later. I'm a big TP fan. He's kept some right shite in the top division on no budget over the years and may well end up being snapped up by another Prem club by February (if Wales don't come in for him).
  3. Faecal Matters

    Horrible morning. Six pints of cider and the faucet has been turned on. This was not the restful start to the weekend I needed or wanted.
  4. The UKFF's ULTIMATE Action Hero

    This was pretty high in my list from what I recall. I've not watched many films compared to many other people on here, but Sarah Connor was a revelation to me as a young'un watching the Terminator films for the first time. A strong, female character who wasn't defined by gender. Hard as nails.
  5. Facebook updates that blow your mind

    This is seven shades of stupid.
  6. The Off-Topic Questions Thread

    I'd say you're in the clear there, young Theszer. The appropriate way to do condiments is to bang as much as possible on the plate at any one time, ideally as many types as possible too. Next time, I'd also try and wang half a litre of mustard on there in addition and watch as your friends brains explode.
  7. Blimey! They're still alive

    It's the stats around people of that age I absolutely love. In this case, it's that Olivia de Havilland retired in nineteen eighty fucking nine, before a shit load of people on here were even born. For one who isn't that old (only just turned 80), Jim Bowen is my go-to. Fucker looked about 90 during the original run of Bullseye. The fact that he was still in his 40's when that show started is absolutely astonishing.
  8. Blimey! They're still alive

    It may well be down to heavy celebrity attrition rate this year and last (you only need to look at the celebrity death threads this year and last being permanent fixtures in the first page of off-topic) but I'm increasingly finding celebrities I thought were dead having the audacity to still be living. Case in point; Dame June Whitfield, pictured today collecting something from the Queen: Eventually realised that I had confused her with Liz Smith from Royal Family, who did actually pass away the other year. Does anyone else have any people of note they were surprised to still find going? Especially since the scorched celebrity earth that was 2016?
  9. Transferable Skillz

    Lobbyist. So I'd apply to be up in Washington, ruining American politics with Linda at the Small Business Administration. Either that, or I'd set up a backstage politics consultancy firm and charge exorbitant fees to wrestlers trying to navigate the stupid world of WWE management.
  10. Post a pic('s) of your pet thread

    It took me a split second longer than it really ought to have done to realise that the blanket on the right was not just Manny's arse.
  11. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    I've turned to corner on Cuckold Southgate. Think the last two games have shown that he's the man to continue Big Sam's legacy of free-flowing attacking football. I was fine with him playing the kids to be honest. Good experience and they didn't disgrace themselves. Not like the first XI is awash with quality.
  12. Random Thoughts III.

    This was the same Rumble when Gorilla was banging on about Backlund being on his zimmer frame while in the ring with the 'in his prime' Ric Flair, who is older than him. JR referring to Shawn Michaels as 'that young man' repeatedly in 2004-5 like my nan refers to relatives in their 50's was another example of this sort of shite.
  13. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Not to go full Barton here, but I disagree. Unsworth looks out of his depth and while I am sure he would keep Everton out of the bottom three, I also think it would be a full season of circling the pan. If they can get Silva now, I would go for it, especially as I can foresee Everton spending quite heavily in January. May as well let the long term choice have some degree of input.
  14. [NSFW] Less commercial or conventional hotties

    I am a huge fan of historian Lucy Worsley. Extremely clever, good looking and quite mad.
  15. Post a pic('s) of your pet thread

    Fuck the UKFF Secret Santa thing this year, just send me all of the Manny cards.