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Gus Mears

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  1. That's not true. It's twice as wide as Winston Churchill, and he was fucking massive.
  2. 'Eh! D'yaremember when we were wiped out by sentient robots? That were great, weren't it?"
  3. Find it wild he's promoting dates as far out as March 2028. Who's booking tickets for Paddy McGuinness with an 18-month lead in? The human race might be extinct by then.
  4. Have just eaten my first Christmas pudding of the season. Yes, it's October. Morrisons one left over from last year. 5/10, a study in blandness and a poor start to proceedings.
  5. Yeah, I've liked basically nothing else she has done, but if you're going to have one great song - bloody hell - this is a heck of a one to have.
  6. "The Tornado" Tony Drago tucking into two large breakfasts at Salisbury Wetherspoons. Clearly getting the energy in for a monster session on the baize.
  7. The emphysemic's breath. Your company is being asked to make a product that does one thing, and you produce something completely incapable of doing it.
  8. Lancs haven't offered Jimmy Anderson a new contract, so that's probably that for him. He took 50 wickets at 20 last year. Not sure he was the main reason why Lancashire were dogshit last season.
  9. I've now got the the phrase 'UK fanny forms ' stuck in my head and I might just stop posting here.
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