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  1. Bobby Heenan Passes Away

    The best colour commentator in wrestling history. Probably the best manager as well. I don't think anybody got pro wrestling like Heenan did. Everything he did was had the defined end purpose or entertaining the crowd. For every bit of razor sharp wit, one of the things that always impressed me so much about the Brain was his brilliance at showing arse. If Heenan hasn't have found wrestling I have no doubts he would have been a successful comedian or actor of some kind. He was that good. A wonderful and unique talent that was light years beyond almost all of his peers. Heenan had a genius wit, not in wrestling terms , in an absolute sense. One of the true greats.
  2. The Cricket Thread

    Cook Hameed Livingstone Root Stokes Bairstow Ali Woakes Broad Leach Anderson As starting eleven Wood Coverton Rashid Malan Stoneman Foakes On the plane and carrying drinks Yeah, no chance of that happening and I'm forcing Leach into the line up because he's Somerset and amazing. In the real world, I would get rid of Leach and put Rashid in before Broad in that line up
  3. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Hopefully that's the last that I ever have to see of bollock face managing in this country. Sincerely hope he fucks off to dine on Middle Eastern blood money again, as opposed to shitting up the telly with even more useless punditry than his son produces.
  4. The Cricket Thread

    Big news in the County Championship today as Essex won the title for the first time since 1992 Somerset may well have climbed out of the relegation places for the first time in about four months. I'm going to be at the final game against Middlesex, which may well decide our mutual fates. Would love to send them down after the contrived declaration last year (which we probably would have done too, but partisanship).
  5. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Branquey must be delighted. Having been in the beautiful and quite sleepy city of Cologne earlier in the year, I find it hard to marry that with the parade of utter nutcases they seem to have brought to London this evening.
  6. Pranks, japes and wanton cruelty to your friends

    Nah, haven't seen that before. Will take a look, but honestly tend to just wing these things.
  7. Pranks, japes and wanton cruelty to your friends

    Few more days of curtains to go. Then the carpets begin arriving.
  8. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Solid performance against some turd opppsition. If you get the chance, catch the Zappacosta goal, bombs it the entire length of the pitch then absolutely thumps an attempted cross over the keeper from the touchline. Frankly, second best part of the evening was Roma and Athletico boring their way to a 0-0. Added bonus of changing over and seeing Hitman Rodgers looking like he wanted to cry as the PSG game ended.
  9. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    I always have a nagging regard for people who get paid shit loads to be terrible at their job, so I can't hate Winston. Whole saga sounded like some awful sitcom from the 90's that got cancelled after 5 episodes, 'Dennis Waterman is an out of luck bin man who one day wakes up to find that he has been accidentally signed by Chelsea. Little do they know that he can't play football and drinks fiteen cans of Boddingtons every evening'.
  10. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    Fucking hell, that must be a right shock when you get back home.
  11. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    Every thread is improved due to pictures of animals.
  12. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    Depends on the cat too to some extent. Wills, in his old age, wants to spend as much of the day as possible with people. Sleeps on the bed, sleeps on the sofa when you're there, hags out in the kitchen when you're cooking. If I'm staying at home after being away for a while, he just follows me around for a couple of days. He is cat equivalent of about 100 years old and seems to genuinely like the company nowadays.
  13. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    It's health and safety gone mad. Especially as our generation won the war.
  14. Pranks, japes and wanton cruelty to your friends

    That's very good. I also have looked at the bee website, but balked at actually purchasing anything. That was the time where I ended up sending the person 20kg of bird seed instead. I wish I had more money, because honestly, the one I have always wanted to sign someone up to is the Moss of the Month Club. I mean, it sounds like a total pisstake, but it's real. Unfortunately, I don't have $90 for sodding moss and then international shipping on top. "The possibilities are endless"
  15. Pranks, japes and wanton cruelty to your friends

    It's a Monday and I am very tired. Consequently, I have spent 90 minutes getting free carpet samples sent to my friends house. He also forwarded me an email with his work number in it which was monumentally stupid.