My parents are having memory issues these days, so I'm going to try to convince them that Fairytale of New York used to have all sorts of racial slurs in it and woke took that away from us.
I've watched my mum open the dishwasher as little as possible and then blindly throw cutlery into it, and on one occasion she put a frying pan with a whole fried egg in there because "these new machines can handle anything."