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About Astro Hollywood

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  • Birthday 05/04/1979

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  1. Ironically, he blocked me after an old video I tweeted of him being a daft racist got big numbers.
  2. Vein on his head the size of Big Omar's wanger.
  3. [Hillbilly Jim talking about every penis he's ever seen, in enormous detail, even though he wasn't aroused by them]
  4. He was throwing it around in a hastily-deleted post from his Instagram last week. In less depressing news, last week's GQ interview with Knoxville is delightful: https://www.gq.com/story/johnny-knoxvilles-last-rodeo
  5. Here's a couple more things I've done recently. Note I have gone all pro YouTuber with proper thumbnails and shit. Hope they don't make me box Logan Paul, as I can't be arsed.
  6. Spiral the film is worse than Spiral the rapper from Big Brother 7. I thought it was meant to be a good, smart version of the Saw films, with Chris Rock instead of people you've never heard of, but instead, it's a worse, dumber version. Amazing really. Plot holes everywhere, and a fucking clunker of a script, filled with "you have got to be kidding me!" lines you've heard 1000 times before. Hard avoid.
  7. Got my first one on Monday morning, (Astra) and was fine until the evening, strutting around all cocky with only a minor dead arm. Then I suddenly got massively unwell; crippling headache, muscle pains everywhere, and shivering so badly, my teeth were clacking like in a cartoon. That went on for about 12 hours, with a horrible fever all night, followed by another day of still being quite lightheaded and ill. Fine now though.
  8. From our @IANdrewDiceClay, one of the maddest things I've ever seen. I can't stop looking at it. I just found it on Dailymotion and it's literally just a scaffold pole, no footholes, and he scrambles up like it's the rope in PE before Ray Stantzing back down.
  9. Tragically, I've had a thing in the can for a while about that song, for a future post.
  10. Astro Hollywood

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    Noel's House Party.
  11. The greatest comic monologue ever written.
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