Astro Hollywood

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  1. I think maybe Herbie thinks you were referring to this?
  2. WWF version of the Shane Richie car.
  3. I watched a few minutes of the parole hearing livestream. At one point, the judge said "and you've just turned 90 years old," and they all had a great big laugh about it.
  4. Unbelievable wasted opportunity of having Sheeran cameo, but not play some sort of goblin, the World-of-Warcraft-quest-giver-looking cunt.
  5. Ahahaha, beautiful
  6. I imagine if I heard the opening titles to Wacaday, I'd have such a visceral sense-memory, I'd probably quantum leap back into my 9-year-old self. Surely that phrase 'The Lost Generation' refers to people like myself, whose school-free periods of childhood are so forcibly linked to Timmy Mallett cunting about with one of his short-legs rolled up. I'm struggling to pull anything else out of the hippocampus. Playing football with my chums down the park? Going to the beach? Playing Mallet's M-- fucksake. Though, that 'best days of your life' thing adults pulled when you were moaning about school ("soon you'll be old and bald with bills to pay!") makes a bit of sense when you look back to summer holidays. I think I'd struggle to have six weeks of doing fuck all now where I'd be able to enjoy it without the guilt and self-loathing you get from doing fuck all. Bank holidays are about all I can take. Actually, there's one thing that's evokes even more of a powerful harking back to the past than Wacaday, so much so that when I post this link, I fully expect to "Oh boy!" back into my young body, where I'll not even bother warning people about 911. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw26fLW_gg4 Weird foreign kids shows are the summer holidayest thing of all.
  7. I love the way the editing gradually became more like a Vic Berger video. TURD. RETCH. TURD. PISS. RETCH.
  8. I hope someone dubs that beautiful music from last season's finale over the montage of Sam retching at turds.
  9. YES [realises it's Kane and not Nash] Fake news. Sad!
  10. That's a photoshop of a real (and shit) fan tattoo.
  11. Never got told I looked like anyone until Game of Thrones came out, now I get Jon Snow all the time. I've had "Winter is coming!" yelled at me in the street. A couple of weeks ago, a little boy pointed to me and said to his mum "Russell Brand lookalike!" She, quite rightly, told him not to be so silly.
  12. Aside from the all-round horribleness of the situation, classic wrestling fan behaviour to say "I'm a huge fan, by the way" in the midst of all that.
  13. The first winner of America's Top Model once publicly 'outed' me as a woman-beater to her hundreds of thousands of Twitter followers. To be fair, she did backtrack once she realised it was Perez Hilton I wanted to see punched in the face, and not Paris.
  14. Nelsan Ellis, who played Lafayette in True Blood, has died at 39 after complications from heart failure. I was absolutely blown out of my chair the first time I saw him in True Blood, and I always use that character as the perfect example of an actor who walks away with an entire show. He had an unbelievable presence, and to go so young is a fucking tragedy.