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True or false: Jeremy Irons?

My wife was diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis just over 20-years ago and it’s pretty much controlled her life ever since. After years of drugs, tests and disappointments, she was recently put on Infliximab. This morning she had her follow up with her specialist and has been told she’s in remission for the first time. So that’s cheered us both up tremendously. For what it’s worth, her new course of drugs costs £24k per year. No wonder the NHS is as fucked as it is.

You’ll have an amazing time, it really was a brilliant experience.

We finally got to do my 40th birthday trip to New York, 6-years late due to COVID and whatnot. We got tickets to see the Knicks at MSG, we’re in the queue to get in and a man excused himself as he walked between us and the couple in front. Looked up to be greeted by a smiling Sasha Baron Cohen who proceeded to the merch stand.

Callina Liang who plays Chun-Li in the new StreetFighter movie.

All hotel rooms to have just one big light in the middle of the room rather than lots of smaller lights that require a certain switch combination sequence to turn them on or off. I’m probably only staying one night, I don’t have time to learn which switches turn which light off. I just want to put my socks and pants on and fuck off. I don’t think I’ve ever stayed in a hotel room that has enough light and just one big one with one switch would surely be a simple solution.

I would like to see peanut butter, Nutella, basically anything that usually comes in a pot with a screw lid, to come in a tub like butters and spreads do. It would make getting the last bits out so much easier.

Despite the attempts of a few scamps on here trying to pass off AI-written posts as their own thoughts, and in contrast to the wave of social media trends that get done to death, I want to see your original/fun/useful/genuinely humorous uses of AI. I’ve tried most of what is available, but always come back to ChatGPT which seems to be far more useful and accurate. We’ve adopted Copilot at work purely due to compliance, but I’ve set myself up with a VM that I can access without IT knowing, just so I can access ChatGPT (Copilot seems a bit naff). I left the life of a software developer a couple of years ago, mostly as I got bored of it, and ChatGPT has filled a void for me when I need something but don’t have the time or interest to code it. We had an AI image thread a few years back, but it’s come on such a long way since then. You can post anything, be it clever, useful, impressive or silly, and I hope nobody will get too sniffy for anything that may be deemed a little lowbrow. I’ll start you off with The Day Today as Muppets.