Mr_Danger

Using rape and sex abuse to prove that your brand of fake fighting is better than another brand of fake fighting is fucking pathetic. Doing that whilst your brand of fake fighting employs plenty of dodgy fuckers too is outright weird behaviour. Gimps.

Oh you know Kieth, you know.

Do American cities bid for Wrestlemania the way they do for the Olympics etc? You’d imagine that would be something WWE would like to exploit on a global scale.

Urgh, I’m not sold on bald Dutch managers. I wanted Ange on the basis that you are never gonna replace Klopp so might as well have a laugh in the interim and he at least has the cult of personality thing going for him.

Especially as the point I’m making is that any new manager shouldn’t keep him!

Well your lot fancied getting a tune out of Timo Werner, teams on a budget try mad shit. It’s not unfathomable that a new manager gives him an another season. He’s, tall, strong, powerful and quick. He’s perfectly adaptable to the physicality of the league and has shown flashes of being unplayable. Unfortunately it’s the prolonged runs in between those flashes that are, imo, the incurable problem. I wouldn’t mind keeping him as a sort of tribute to Divock Origi tbh.

I’ve even heard some people pose that the announcement was to add extra story to whatever documentary they’re shooting this season. I agree on the overachieving and the forwards don’t compliment each other the way Salah, Mane and Bobby did. It’s a very dysfunctional attack. Salah is Salah but has swapped out a bit of pace for creativity. Diaz just doesn’t really suit the way we play and whilst is a very good player I won’t be surprised to see them cash in on him in the summer. Nunez is just fucking weird. A wild stallion who I can imagine any new manager will look at and think they can make a great impression by turning him in to the player we thought we were getting before quickly realising that a player approaching his mid 20’s is probably past being able to be coached the offside rule and hitting the ball either side of the goal keeper. There’s still a great team there and if the spine of it stays I’d hope it will be a short transitional period but I’m very aware the days of being the only challengers to City are going out the door with Klopp.

I think the most optimistic result on that spreadsheet is beating Sheff Utd on the last day of the season. Even more so if there’s anything riding on it. That’s got Spursy result written all over it.

Out with Klopp, in with Slot.

It’s some twat from the secret forum with an AI rap innit?

For fucks sake, I’m on the school run then am otherwise occupied for the next 3 hours but I really want to get involved here! It’s gonna be locked by the time I’m home isn’t it?

Anatomy Of A Fall (2023)

Kevin Durand is one of those actors who I’m always pleased to see and it’s mainly because he was great in Lost. The only exception to this is when I thought he was on The Big Bang Theory and his acting was really shit but it was actually Elon Musk playing himself and I had no idea who that was at the time. A better time.

In fairness ABU has been a derelict term for about 10 years.

Two Irish fellas standing on stage with a reluctant Italian stranger going “duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh- duh-duh-duh duh-duh-duh-duh duhhhhhhhhhh” would have been a sight to behold. You can understand why it was passed over like.

Don’t shit on it so quickly. Seems like you could have a lot invested in a Damien Priest vs LA Knight loser leaves town match.

With Heath on the indies and Drew’s contract running down I can see a big 3MB reunion on the horizon.

Creasy’s art is death and he was about to paint his masterpiece before you turned it off! If I remember correctly the whole point of the slow start of that film is showing Creasy’s relationship with Dakota Fanning develop so when the shit does hit the fan you feel it more. I remember really liking it, plus the Christopher Walken bit I’ve beautifully paraphrased at the top.

Fucking hell, Cold War Steve has surpassed himself this time.

By that logic I also have no kids, I’m not a postman and I never take big stinking shits.

We’re not getting rid of the internet. I refuse to consult an encyclopaedia every time I need to prove my girlfriend wrong.

Where’s the parsley?

Why does it turn in to a Kendrick Lamar song in the last two lines?

One of the kids had a newer version of The Worst Witch on the other day and it had Bella Ramsey off of Game of Thrones and The Last Of Us in it. Clearly the real witchy boarding school breeding ground for Britain’s top young actors.