Mr_Danger

Is that the same thing as a butty box?

Why do wrong people call the midday meal lunch but the people who serve it dinner ladies?

But Arsenal.

This needs to be the start of Christians next feud.

Kofi Kingston filled Xavier Woods en-suite shower compartment with plastic play pit balls because Woods borrowed his copy of Call of Duty without asking.

I’d rather see that to be honest. Imagine Spurs going on Match of the Day and announcing they have some Diddy Cam footage they’d like to show from the away changing rooms of Arsenal players shoving each other. Yes Bacon, Spurs are the AEW to Arsenals WWE in this scenario.

Somebody needs to release the Orndorff/Vader/Flip flops footage now.

So what’s this Okada fella all about then? He has a great face, one of those people who are pleasing to look at faces but having no previous experience of him he doesn’t instantly strike me as the superstar I’m being sold. Is he one of those guys that takes a bit of time investment to get the full package or am I missing it? Also, listening to the commentary try to get his rip chord lariat over as a deadly finisher just illustrates the problem you have when you have a dozen more deadly looking moves not even finishing matches on the same show. I’ve always loved a lariat and variations of it as finishers but when you’ve got top rope brainbuster near falls it’s a tough sell for a medium sized guy to get a regular looking lariat over.

I didn’t find any of it depressing. Funny, pathetic and cringeworthy yes. Depressing no. I could have happily lived the rest of my life without seeing it but I’m glad someone was stupid enough to show it in all its pathetic nothing glory. Nobody was seriously hurt, there’s no serious real life repercussions. CM Punk is and always will be a pathetic magnificent man child. He’s great at pro wrestling but part of what makes the whole package so interesting is the real life fragile baby underneath that incredibly thin skin.

I know it sounds like a bit of a stretch and a backwards way about doing this but it is Tony Khan so who knows. I think this was his way of trying to take control of the narrative and get the speculation done with and out of the way. It’s literally the only thing that doesn’t make him look like a complete fool with no self awareness. Oh wait, maybe it is a stretch.

Lou Carpenter would play a great Democracy Manifest guy in the biopic. Try to imagine Lou saying “Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” See, the same!

Great way to end it. I’ve probably never not enjoyed an episode of Curb. There were some really strong series around the middle of the run but I don’t think the show ever dipped below 8/10. My favourite moment is probably Larry killing it in The Producers and getting a rare win. Really missed Marty Funkhauser in those last few.

Not as good as when Kenan and Kel turned Rigby’s in to a nightclub.

I did used to enjoy the Evertonian’s gloating about how they’re gonna throw the games against City to spite Liverpool. I’m sure City were grateful of the help in overcoming the mighty Everton.

Yeah it’s a point I considered when I first started seeing straight blokes using He/Him pronouns in their Twitter bio’s but then I saw top red and Flanno regular Rahul Kohli explain that he does it as a show of support and to normalize it and I did indeed think of the children. The good thing about being a shallow flippant centrist dad is that you’re always open to new views and outlooks.

Yeah, it’s articulate, heartfelt and well informed. It certainly makes my views on using terminology look petty and foolish. It also explains why I couldn’t find your review of the latest Fantastic Beasts on Letterboxd!

A few of the old boys in work have those really basic burner phones encased in titanium so they never get broken. They’re also the only one with cash on hand whenever there’s a collection for a colleague. My phone packed in not long ago and if it wasn’t for the fact I need my phone form banking, reward points, ripping the old guys with burner phones in the workplace WhatsApp group, gym entry and video calling the kids I would have happily downgraded to a flip phone.

People who tell you they’re an ally. It’s a show don’t tell scenario for me. I felt the same when some blokes were calling themselves feminists all the time. Although that had the added ick of feeling like fellas were co-opting something that they perhaps should not have been. None of that goes deeper than me being a grumpy twat doing a bit of old man shouting at clouds though.

I wish people could be an ‘ally’ without using the term ‘ally’. I also think that for as much as I personally enjoy telling people they’re wrong for liking things nobody should actually listen to somebody telling them what to and not to like. I can never really get past people using their electronic devices that were manufactured under slave like conditions to tell people not to consume things on principle but everyone has their lines and you can’t fight every battle.

The weird “You can hold mine if I can hold yours” belt swap could have been avoided with the creation of a new Codyism….

Bayern are fucking dirge. They dropped a 2-0 lead on the weekend to lose. They lost at home to a fairly decent but not spectacular Dortmund side the week before and they’ve cost me loads of money this season! They have a cracking blend of players for now and the future and should be a lot better than they are. Tommy Tickle is a fraud. Still put Kane to score on the bet builder mind.

I’m sure it wasn’t the first time Cliff went blank when someone recalled a childhood experience with him.

I want to see Jimmy taking on the role as temporary shit head leader of The Bloodline. Have him running amok until Roman comes back with a couple of young studs from the Islands. The Bloodline probably won’t be a thing by the next Mania anyway, I reckon there’ll be a Shield reunion minus Ambrose before then.

Seth better turn heel. They’ve kayfabe made him look an absolute tit this whole mania. He’s eaten so much shit on the mic, when the top lads actually bothered to acknowledge his presence. He sacrificed his condition to help Cody and ended up losing his belt. Even after that he still took a Superman punch trying to help Cody. All of that and the only thing they’ve gave him is Diarrhea Dwayne. Heel him up fuckers.