Mr_Danger

Seth better turn heel. They’ve kayfabe made him look an absolute tit this whole mania. He’s eaten so much shit on the mic, when the top lads actually bothered to acknowledge his presence. He sacrificed his condition to help Cody and ended up losing his belt. Even after that he still took a Superman punch trying to help Cody. All of that and the only thing they’ve gave him is Diarrhea Dwayne. Heel him up fuckers.

Well yeah, she’s not Morgan Freeman. Most people would have to put a voice on to sound more epic. It’s part of her job!

She’s a ring announcer that’s made herself relevant and trend worthy and people can’t decide whether what she’s doing is fake or not. Love her or hate her you can’t deny that she’s great at her pro wrestling job.

Old Man Rock morphing in to the authority figure vs Old Man Rascal Austin is the feud I never knew I wanted rekindling but now I NEED it!

Wish they’d managed to get Stone Cold instead of Old Man Cracker but otherwise a great crowning. Also love that I get to show my little lad his idol IShowSpeed getting it. If he was upset at Sting getting his then he’ll be inconsolable after seeing what happened to that dufus.

When was the last time City were steamrolled? Arsenal are good but let’s not get carried away. They’ve spent big and they’ve spent well but teams don’t steamroller City.

I won’t hear a bad word said against that Arsenal performance. Any team that takes points off our title rivals are fine by me.

Yeah, I much prefer to look at my lard flavoured sweat drip all over the treadmill screen for 20 minutes.

Use Adblocker and maybe watch Inglorious Basterds on it as well to piss off both sides. Just in case Israel see the Inglorious Basterds viewing as a show of support write “Woody Allen is a Nonce” on a lamppost.

Well if you’re paying taxes you’re already supporting it so Disco all the way.

The hoodie is like something my kids would get me for Christmas that their mum found on one of those Facebook algorithms things. But, it’ll all be worth it when he takes it off along with Rollin’s taking off his giant inflatable Sam Smith suit to reveal their Shield gear and stretching that story out one more year!

In so much as that his biggest fans all smell of burger and onions?

It’s How High for fucks sake!

The great thing about wrestling in 2024 is that we get to have both and each has their own massive platforms to do their thing. It’s mad to feel the need to pick sides but people will because that’s how it is with everything now. Be interesting to hear Joe’s account at some point because he’s about as level headed and normal as you’re going to find in Pro Wrestling.

If Tony Khan can say he felt his life was threatened I’m pretty sure Punk could make a case that Jack Perry was behaving in a threatening way towards him and his restraint of him was justified. Chinny reckons all round like but it wouldn’t be a stretch. Surely witnessing that and feeling your life was under threat as TK reckons means you absolutely can’t let that employee go out and work with another employee moments later.

Outside of Alonso there was no other name that excited me much. De Zerbi looks potentially class and hates the referees more than Klopp does and it’ll probably be him or Amorim. I’d probably be pretty happy with Ange. A cheeky go at Ancelotti would be funny but unrealistic given that he’s having one more year at Real before Xabi goes there. Flick had a glorious 18 months at Bayern but seems risky and it’s hard to judge someone like Inzaghi given Serie A is an odd league.

Don’t make me get the rubber bullets out, all the Harlan Cobyn shite and the bbc cop shows are usually set in Britain!

Started watching Kin last night. Pretty good addictive soapy gangster show. Nice to see Ciaran Hinds channeling Albert Finney for his part. Charlie Cox is an interesting pick, can see why he’s mostly closed mouthed in it. Brendan off Holyoaks must be at the top of every casting directors list for British crime shows.

Don’t Worry Darling is an absolutely average film that for the talent and budget involved fails miserably at doing anything new or interesting with the Stepford Wives story. Professional milf hunter Harry Styles is shit.

Yeah that’s not what these shows really do. They’re more like really really big budget war docu films with some good actors. Band of Brothers had people pop in and out with a couple of more central characters. They tend to not be overly Hollywooded in that respect. I was surprised it followed the two Bucks as closely as they did.

The thing with games that have long running series and yearly releases is that they’re eventually take a leap forward and even on the iterative ones they still all mean something to someone. FIFA Road to the World Cup and ISS Deluxe will always be my favourite because they’re the first ones where me and my mates would spend our hours doing tournaments against each other etc. No footy game will ever come close to replicating that feeling because that time will never exist again. I just have the fear of my son surpassing me on FIFA to look forward to and that’s shit.

If you waited 6 months for Pro Wrestling Tee’s to send you that you’d wear it every chance you get too. I like his Air Jordan rip off branding too, reminds me of the Shaq trainers in Sports Direct.

Well I’m pretty pissed off that I can’t make ‘I shagged your mum’ jokes anymore so the off chance you do run in to her tell her I said thank you very much in a very sarcastic tone.

The Jerk (1979)

Faptus Jack.