Mr_Danger

Don’t make me get the rubber bullets out, all the Harlan Cobyn shite and the bbc cop shows are usually set in Britain!

Started watching Kin last night. Pretty good addictive soapy gangster show. Nice to see Ciaran Hinds channeling Albert Finney for his part. Charlie Cox is an interesting pick, can see why he’s mostly closed mouthed in it. Brendan off Holyoaks must be at the top of every casting directors list for British crime shows.

Don’t Worry Darling is an absolutely average film that for the talent and budget involved fails miserably at doing anything new or interesting with the Stepford Wives story. Professional milf hunter Harry Styles is shit.

Yeah that’s not what these shows really do. They’re more like really really big budget war docu films with some good actors. Band of Brothers had people pop in and out with a couple of more central characters. They tend to not be overly Hollywooded in that respect. I was surprised it followed the two Bucks as closely as they did.

The thing with games that have long running series and yearly releases is that they’re eventually take a leap forward and even on the iterative ones they still all mean something to someone. FIFA Road to the World Cup and ISS Deluxe will always be my favourite because they’re the first ones where me and my mates would spend our hours doing tournaments against each other etc. No footy game will ever come close to replicating that feeling because that time will never exist again. I just have the fear of my son surpassing me on FIFA to look forward to and that’s shit.

If you waited 6 months for Pro Wrestling Tee’s to send you that you’d wear it every chance you get too. I like his Air Jordan rip off branding too, reminds me of the Shaq trainers in Sports Direct.

Well I’m pretty pissed off that I can’t make ‘I shagged your mum’ jokes anymore so the off chance you do run in to her tell her I said thank you very much in a very sarcastic tone.

The Jerk (1979)

Faptus Jack.

“Barb, get the custard cremes, this book’s got pictures!”

Just popped in to tell you to get the tissues ready but you already heard it seems. Miles Teller will always be my Bruce.

It can all be cleared up if Roman comes down on Friday and explains that The Rock is just Goro but he is Shang Tsung.

“And when I saw their training videos (cue shot of female wrestlers jugs) I was like oh my goodness they can help me!” Yes Mick, I’m sure they can, you big pervy hiding in plain sight weirdo.

Bolsonaro is where it’s at, just ask beautiful Alisson. Bloody (literal) lefties.

I heard an American say wank on a podcast the other day. Must be trendy or something. For as tame as that beat down was it’s one of the best they’ve done in a long time. Long drawn out beat downs without any fight back are pretty boring and make the recipient who might usually be getting smashed with sledgehammers or metal chairs and still fighting on look weak but I could have watched Rocky slam Cody’s head into that truck whilst repeating “Look at you now!” all night.

Used to love it when Uncle Phil would throw him out the house in Fresh Prince.

It’s been 24 hours since I was devastated by All Of Us Strangers and you’ve just gone and triggered me again ya twat.

Look at this sexy hairy bastard.