SuperBacon

Actually saw about 10 minutes of Corrie last week and it was just David Platt and this ridiculously good looking woman (Olivia Frances Brown) who was trying to seduce him while his wife was away somewhere, which is just completely unbelievable. Corrie was always funny, and when I did watch both, I much preferred it.

Tonight took the absolute mick though in terms of bleakness. I can't believe Kat and Alfie are still together to be honest.

It's always been depressing, and I have no idea why I watched it as I haven't for years, but tonight's episode of Eastenders is genuinely one of the bleakest I've ever seen. Does anyone still watch this regularly? It's like torture.

I think this is being made law soon, that employers have to state the salary and not just it being "competitive" which is a small start.

James Blunts real name is James Blount. That's all.

He was on The One Show with Lee Mack last week, which is peak British TV isn't it? I don't make a habit of watching but left it on and he started banging on about what an interesting job they'd done with the Matchbox "IP" and it was very bizarre.

Oh, I didn't know. What about Rob Bartlett who was one of the original announcers on Raw? He got canned pretty sharpish didn't he? He's a good sport about it these days, and had a good back and forth with the OSW lads when they reviewed that era.

Reminds me of when I saw Die Hard 4 in Dundee with my Dad and he asked what time the film started and got told 9, and then asked what time the actual film started and matey looked at him like he was an absolute numpty and said "I've just told you, 9" and lo and behold bang on 9. No adverts or anything. Class.

Yeah, we can have a cafe as well, but my cat would have to be manager as she doesn't listen to others instructions (or mine)

They'd be the most welcome, strengthening the family name.

I've decided what it actually is, but it requires a lottery win. Running a massive sanctuary where each and every abandoned cat and dog can come and live their best lives. They'd have their own houses and everything. I follow so many rescue and adoption pages and every appeal makes me so sad. An abandoned pet must be so confused, it breaks my heart to think of them feeling that way. They all deserve the best lives possible and they'd all (and other animals of course) be welcome at Bacon's Rescues.

An app that let's you see how many old people are in a shop at any one time. That way you're not stuck behind them at the shelves, at the tills, anywhere really. I'd call it OAPQ.

Everyone's pain and suffering is relative to their own situation mate, its no less serious. You been to discuss it with a medical professional? That would help. Keep fighting the good fight brother.

🎵 you'll never sing that 🎵 120 mill? Pffft, that's a Beyonce gig!

He's also a fucking terrible rapper, proper bargain basement stuff. I know it's not the most important thing here but it always sounds so, so shit. At least Cena was fairly good, and made a half decent album!

Any video where the students get their teachers to sign old photos of themselves cheers me up. Love them.

By The Way just unexpectedly came on Pointless. The weeks ruined.

I can't be arsed with that either. I'll watch a couple of matches here and there, and like I said, I enjoyed Reigns vs Knight, but I just don't think I enjoy wrestling anymore.

Jevon Evans is still trying to put that ladder up, that was painfully awkward. Only watched the opener and the mens ladder match. Former was pretty decent, and the latter was the same old shit they've done for years with this match. One of the worst gimmick matches, its crap. I detest the live WWE audience. Biggest wankers in the world.

Went to Saints-Pompey today, and it was a cracking derby. Fair play to the Pompey fans, they were incredibly loud and to be fair to the Saints fans, who are often absolutely shit, they were too. I don't really have any skin the game but prefer Saints to win as someone who's close to me works there so it directly affects her job if they go up, but even not particularly caring who won, I felt the tension too. Really feisty, the ref was terrible, the red card spoiled it (although it was warranted) but yeah those two cities absolutely hate each other, and you can really feel it. I dunno if the bubble bus situation will continue forever, and it does mean the edge is slightly lost, but it's obviously a lot easier to police. I had a bloody chopper above my gaff at 7am! Bit much. I never really realised how deep it was before I moved down here, but even people who have no interest in football despise each other. My ex said to me "Must be nice to see a win" ffs.

HEY LAD! HEY! HEY!

No, no, no, no, no! Punkstep tried this bollocks this season with rebooting "the spreadsheet" with "players who have left Spurs and scored before Spurs have scored" and then he was chucking in players scoring in the Championship, the Carabao Cup and all sorts and then would text me whenever Wi Lankshear scored (I just ignore him) There have to be rules people! Top flight goals only count. Anyway, when we remember to put away our 400 chances a game, it's over for the rest of the league 🙃

They don't give a fuck. Most of the ones at my old place are just hanging on for LGR and their position to be stable and have completely taken their focus off everything else in my opinion. I really saw it when I went through my redundancy and like I said earlier in the thread, maybe I was a bit naive, but I would've thought local government (and especially the nature of the people that worked in my team which is all about helping people) would've been more supportive than say the private sector. Nope. HR were dreadful as well. Bearing in mind you can't reapply for 12 months, they hadn't even thought of if you could apply to the new combined authority (which is a brand new organisation) until I asked and raised the question. Then they took forever to come back, by which team I'd just messaged an old colleague who has joined the new one, and they said "yes of course you can" 🙃

Ellie Rowsell of Wolf Alice is ridiculously fit.