Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 31, 2018 Moderators Share Posted July 31, 2018 7 hours ago, Mr_Danger said: I used to dip toast in tea as well butĀ that's not uncommon is it? I do that as well. Must a be "round here" thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 Leaving milk overnight? That shit will make you ill won't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I used to break up Maryland Chocolate Chip cookies and put them in a bowl with milk and eat them like cereal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 I'll happily munch on a sheet of raw noodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted August 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, FelatioLips said: Who has time to cut fucking toast?Ā Some folks have time to cut it wrong!Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted August 1, 2018 Awards Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2018 11 hours ago, thicko said: Whenļ»æļ»æ we were kids my sister and I were often given Weetabix for breakfast.Ā Straight out of thļ»æe packet, lathered in butter. Thatās how we were brought ļ»æļ»æup to believe Weetabix should be eaten.Ā I'm the same. I can't fathom eating them with milk at all now, it's so ingrained.Ā I put it down to the Weetabix commercials of the early 80s - all those cartoon bisks fucking about. Brian, KO etc were never shown being eaten for obvious reasons. No serving suggestion offered!Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted August 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, JNLister said: I'll happily munch on a sheet of raw noodles. Fucking hell, we're getting down to the dregs here. Someone's going to admit to buttering a pie and then shaking the toaster crumbs on top of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Pitcos Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 6 hours ago, scratchdj said: The first time I met my wifeās best friendās other half, he ordered the āgourmet burgerā. The minute it got delivered to the table, he cut in half with his knife. Iāve hated him ever since. Thereās a reason burgers are round and fit in the hands. Iāve posted this before, but I canāt eat burgers the normal way. If itāsĀ McDonalds I can, and I think Burger King is alright, but beyond that, Iām taking the fuckers apart and eating them with a knife and fork. Iāve recently discovered (well, the dentist told me) Iāve got an abnormally small mouth.Ā When I try to eat a burgerĀ like a burger and itās taller than it is wide and held together by a wooden stick poked down through its middle rather than by gravity and condiments, I can get some bites at the outside - though Iāll make a right mess squeezing it down to fit in my little gob. But after that first bite at the edge, it falls apart and Iām picking up the cutlery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted August 1, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Sergio Mendacious said: Someone's going to admit to buttering a pie Fuck all wrong with pie bap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BigJag Posted August 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2018 11 hours ago, deathrey said: I used to break up Maryland Chocolate Chip cookies and put them in a bowl with milk and eat them like cereal That actually sounds pretty delicious. There's a Cookie Crisp cereal available. Has a wolf on the box. I always find it a bit insipid. When I was younger and we'd go to the seaside with a picnic. The sandwiches would be leftĀ on the cars parcel shelf. AllowingĀ the blazing hot sun to do its work. The grated Red Leicester would get to a not quite melted yet still gooey state.Ā Whilst playing the latest arcade game at the local chippy. One of the lads who was waiting for his turn,Ā ordered a samosa cob. It caused us to stop playing the arcade machine for a few seconds. Whilst we tried to comprehend the order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted August 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2018 I swear I saw an episode of Secret Eaters once where a guy bought a pukka pie, chucked a pot noodle on top and then sandwiched it inbetween two slices of toastie thick bread. Genius/repulsive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted August 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2018 Pretty sure that was Butch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted August 1, 2018 Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2018 13 hours ago, scratchdj said: The first time I met my wifeās best friendās other half, he ordered theļ»æļ»æ āgourmet burgerā. The minute it got delivered to the table, he cut iļ»æn half with his knife. Iāve hated him ever since. ļ»æ Chopping it up into pieces would be really strange, but one cut down the middle and then eat with hands is actually a really good way to make an over-stuffed burger with poor structural integrity easier to eat such that you can actually put the fucker down to have some fries without it falling apart. I saw Gordon Ramsey do it once on kitchen nightmares and thought I'd give it a go and have been sold on that technique ever since. Whilst we're on the topic, not enough people consider structural integrity highly enough when making or rating burgers. It's a real oversight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: @DavidĀ - did nobody tell them that a spoon would have made more sense (although still insane) so they could at least have spooned up the jam? When you see someone eating a jam doughnut with a knife and fork you leave well enough alone and continue on your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted August 1, 2018 I've seen people put orange juice instead of milk on their cereal.Ā Also, a few years ago I saw this Fat Farm-type reality show (don't remember the actual title) in which they showed the eating habits of the contestants beforehand. They showed one of them, an attractive Scottish woman who said she wanted to lose weight so she could become a glamour model, going into a chippy and ordering a deep-fried Mars Bar, and thenĀ proceeding to put ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise on the fucking thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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