SuperBacon Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 30 minutes ago, Accident Prone said: Anyone who eats any chocolate barĀ without first nibblingĀ off allĀ the chocolate from the bottom, top and sidesĀ before eating the filling is a wrong'un and shouldn't be trusted. You should be on a register...that's just wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 I also eat the whole apple, pips and core. Not the stem though, christ. I eat kiwi fruit with the skin on. I've mentioned this before, I'm sure, but I eat Big MacsĀ and only Big Macs in layers. Top bun, then burger with cheeseĀ folded, then middle bun with sauce, then the bottom burger and bun together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hamptons Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I know a friend who will eat a kitkat, not by separating each finger and eatting them seperateĀ but will unwrap it and take bites out of it...Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: I can't see how this is possible. You must have seen another human being eat a chocolate bar before?Ā Ā 14 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: Yeah, this is not going to end well for Accident Prone. This is chocolate lunacy. Ā You lads can keep your mainstream way of eating choc. Bow down to what the adverts tell you, go on. In all seriousness, I know of a fair few people who eat it like that, including my missus. Must be a Midlands thing, maybe? It's the best way to eat a chocolate bar. And it's the total opposite way to which I eat a fry-up, which is to gather a little bit of each food onto theĀ fork, gulp it down with a bite of toast and then take a swig of tea/coffee. Repeat until plate is empty and mug needs to be re-filled. (Which is also the correct way of eating a fry-up, BTW). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 31, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 Just now, King of Hamptons said: I know a friend who will eat a kitkat, not by separating each finger and eatting them seperateĀ but will unwrap it and take bites out of it...Ā Your friend is a wise man. Sounds like someone who understands the advanced physics of getting as much chocolate in your gob as possible.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 minute ago, King of Hamptons said: I know a friend who will eat a kitkat, not by separating each finger and eatting them seperateĀ but will unwrap it and take bites out of it...Ā They're a monster. We all know the correct way is to meticulously nibble the chocolate off the finger then eat the wafer last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, FelatioLips said: I've mentioned this before, I'm sure, but I eat Big MacsĀ and only Big Macs in layers. Top bun, then burger with cheeseĀ folded, then middle bun with sauce, then the bottom burger and bun together. I remember you posting that, now. Must have blanked it out originally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, King of Hamptons said: I know a friend who will eat a kitkat, not by separating each finger and eatting them seperateĀ but will unwrap it and take bites out of it...Ā That's a strong power move, but it's also spiting yourself to psych someone else out. You can bet he doesn't do that in private. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 @Accident Prone - what do you do if it's a Dairy Milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: @Accident Prone - what do you do if it's a Dairy Milk? I explode internally and collapse in a puddle of self-existentialism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 And what do you do if it's a Curly Wurly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nexus Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 I used to eat sausage rolls either by removing all of the pastry, eating the sausage then eating the pastry, or, when I went to the football, holding it vertically, squirt some ketchup on it, take a bite, squirt more ketchup, take a bite, and so on and so on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Carbomb said: And what do you do if it's a Curly Wurly? Ah that's easy! You can still nibble the chocolate off that and be left with the solid skeleton. The most satisfying bar to eat this way though is Snickers, hands down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 Alright: what about Flakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 44 minutes ago, Accident Prone said: Ā Ā You lads can keep your mainstream way of eating choc. Bow down to what the adverts tell you, go on. In all seriousness, I know of a fair few people who eat it like that, including my missus. Must be a Midlands thing, maybe? It's the best way to eat a chocolate bar. And it's the total opposite way to which I eat a fry-up, which is to gather a little bit of each food onto theĀ fork, gulp it down with a bite of toast and then take a swig of tea/coffee. Repeat until plate is empty and mug needs to be re-filled. (Which is also the correct way of eating a fry-up, BTW). Sorry, is the food in your mouth whilst you take a swig???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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