thicko Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 When we were kids my sister and I were often given Weetabix for breakfast. Straight out of the packet, lathered in butter. That’s how we were brought up to believe Weetabix should be eaten. Imagine our disgust when staying with Grandparents one summer and, on asking for Weetabix for breakfast, being served up a weird bowl of mush. In over 40 years I’ve only met one other person that had even heard of it being eaten this way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 minute ago, thicko said: When we were kids my sister and I were often given Weetabix for breakfast. Straight out of the packet, lathered in butter. That’s how we were brought up to believe Weetabix should be eaten.  Holy mother of God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 Weetabix. Butter. Nice thick strong cheddar slices. Gammon. Branstons. Wise Man's Ploughman's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 40 minutes ago, Gus Mears said: I'm not going mad, am I? The following isn't right? Have you got any other examples of people getting the act of eating staggeringly wrong? Think this is up there with a friend who eats chicken wings with a knife and fork, which is both not how you do it and makes a quick meal take five hours. I am guilty of eating kiwis whole, but I still think that's better than the choke hazard parts of an apple. Oh it's true. On seeing me eat a whole apple, my old manager asked me for my birth certificate. Thinking this was a bit weird I asked him why. He said he wanted to check that he'd employed a human and not a horse, which was to be honest fairly funny for him. I don't waste food, the kids even give me their APPLES when they've "finished" with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 31, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 Just now, Ralphy said: I also eat chicken wings/thighs/drumsticks with a knife and fork, i like to keep my hands clean and it helps me eat a bit slower as i can eat too quick sometimes! See, this is why you're always in the health thread asking how to gain weight Ralphy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted July 31, 2018 Moderators Share Posted July 31, 2018 I think eating pizza with a knife and fork is bad form, but I wouldn't call it out. My sister takes it to a whole other level though, where she uses her cutlery to eat the toppings off each slice first before then eating the pizza plain. I also eat the skin of a kiwi btw Gus. Unless it's an old one that's dried out a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 Anyone who eats any chocolate bar without first nibbling off all the chocolate from the bottom, top and sides before eating the filling is a wrong'un and shouldn't be trusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 Even from something like a Caramel? Cobblers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Accident Prone said: Anyone who eats any chocolate bar without first nibbling off all the chocolate from the bottom, top and sides before eating the filling is a wrong'un and shouldn't be trusted. Are you a mouse? I eat a chocolate bar in like 3 bites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Accident Prone Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: Even from something like a Caramel? Cobblers. With a Caramel, I'll bite off the top and front-facing side, and gobble up the filling before eating the chocolate shell. I've always eaten chocolate this way and was of the understanding that this was the accepted method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briefcase Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, thicko said: Straight out of the packet, lathered in butter. That’s how we were brought up to believe Weetabix should be eaten. I have a habit of eating those mini cereal packets (the ones where you buy a pack of 8 with different cereals) straight out of the packet. No butter or anything though, just straight out of a packet like a child. 27 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said: My sister takes it to a whole other level though, where she uses her cutlery to eat the toppings off each slice first before then eating the pizza plain. Depending on the pizza I have a habit of picking off the toppings and eating them first before the base. Only certain pizzas though mainly your Pizza Hut/Dominos. I think I am just a kid really when it comes to eating food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 31, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Accident Prone said: With a Caramel, I'll bite off the top and front-facing side, and gobble up the filling before eating the chocolate shell. I've always eaten chocolate this way and was of the understanding that this was the accepted method. I can't see how this is possible. You must have seen another human being eat a chocolate bar before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 Yeah, this is not going to end well for Accident Prone. This is chocolate lunacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 I don't know why, and it probably isn't fair on him, but I'm dreading it when Steve Justice sees this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted July 31, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted July 31, 2018 He doesn’t have a top on his toilet tank, he has a little tea tray, where he cuts up his Star Bars into tiny pieces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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