King Pitcos

Because segregating the entire women's roster into a WWE Network-only show would take a big chunk of marketable talent and variety off the flagship shows that they've just signed extremely lucrative deals for. And Kairi Sane isn't reliant on an undefeated streak, anyway.

Who is still active who held the hardcore title and something else, but has little to no name value? Maven?

Given all the choices they've got, I can't see them ever going with an uggo as the face of the division, and if they did it'd be Shayna. I think Riott will hang around in that not-quite-top spot, but will get PPV title matches and the odd run with the belt.

So are you going to complain more if he wins or loses?

Do they also have to specify which Royal Rumble match they won now there are two on the pay per view?

Chonor MhcGreghor will never do a Rhonda Rhousey.

I’ve not a scooby who that is, but WWE are making more money than they’ve ever made. Of the wrestlers I do recognise (the main roster and some of the top NXT guys), I’d get rid of: Apollo Crews - he’s shit, and probably always will be. Maybe keep him around as an enhancement guy to work with up and comers, but pretty much everyone they call up now has got the fundamentals, and tons more charisma and presence than him. So maybe have him teach the beginners class at the PC. Mike Kanellis - there wasn’t anything there two years ago. Now he’s got two years of being a non-entity, I don’t know how they could (or why they’d bother to) salvage any value from him. Bobby Lashley - super creepy, not very good, can’t see him fitting in anywhere on the card. The Colons - unless Almas needs some goons (they’ve been Mexican before). Most everyone else, I can see worth in keeping.

Talk of Aiden English and Sanity going to Main Event on the board lately, but are Smackdown wrestlers ever on it? It’s taped before Raw, so it always just seems to be Apollo Crews, Curt Hawkins and Mike Kanellis. And the cruiserweights.

I probably would, and then be destroyed by guilt and regret.

I’d love it if they held off on the Ambrose heel turn and did him and Rollins as a remake of Bret vs Piper at Mania 8, where Deano refrains from using weapons while the ref’s down and then ends up losing clean. He turns heel on Raw the next night on Raw to set up the rematch in Saudi Arabia.

Same. Conversations between him and Shawn Michaels must be fucking painful to listen to.

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Hot in what sense? Wrestling won't ever be doing 6s and 7s on TV again, the TV landscape has changed too much, but because of that, wrestling is making a lot more money from TV than it ever was when it was getting those ratings. The current format is far more conducive to good business than any other version of the show has ever been, and there is no need or urgency for NEW ATTITUDE BOOM PERIOD~. Much in the same way that for about fifteen years, everyone was convinced that the holy grail was GET BRITWRES BACK ON TV~ but now it's happened and nobody cares. WWE isn't struggling. No lifeboats are needed. But we can still moan about how we'd like the show to be.

Something that people would be interested in watching more than the latest round of Finn Balor vs Baron Corbin.

He wouldn't. I think we've weeded out the "NXT but 3 hours = £££" sorts on here, so people aren't necessarily thinking in terms of WWE hitting untold heights from the ideas, just how they'd fantasy present the show for their own personal enjoyment.