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2 hours ago, neil said:

1. The milk in stella glass is a weird choice

That's all I've been able to see every time this has popped up on twitter, logically there's nothing wrong there but I still can't quite get my head around it.

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4 hours ago, neil said:

The milk in stella glass is a weird choice

I like a nice pint of ice cold milk in aĀ RekorderligĀ glass I have. I donā€™t want to ruin the pint glass of a good alcoholic drink that Iā€™ve nicked from the pub.

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39 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Milk is absolutely fucking rank.

Iā€™d downvote the fuck out of this if I could. Ā 

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A while ago whilst discussing breakfasts, a colleague asked what black puddings were made of. Ā Suitably explained it, and she then asked how white puddings were made. Ā I informed her that it was exactly the same, but instead of using the drained blood of a pig, it uses the semen drained from the dead pigs testiclesā€¦.Ā 

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15 minutes ago, Thunderplex said:

A while ago whilst discussing breakfasts, a colleague asked what black puddings were made of. Ā Suitably explained it, and she then asked how white puddings were made. Ā I informed her that it was exactly the same, but instead of using the drained blood of a pig, it uses the semen drained from the dead pigs testiclesā€¦.Ā 

I once told a girl that I was dating that Mulligatawny Soup was made from Tawny Owls and she believed me for months.

She is now a high flying lawyer.

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