Fry-ups

[gmoney]

Beans in a milk pan is also a bit of a mystery, but looks tasty otherwise. 

[King Coconut]

[wordsfromlee]

I see this has been doing the rounds today

 

[Merzbow]

Those beans are running wild, brother.

[neil]

A few thoughts:

1. The milk in stella glass is a weird choice

2. Not sure what the lighter brown sausage is

3. Whats top left? Pita bread?

[Gus Mears]

Clearly using Butch's toaster as well.

[Chest Rockwell]

28 minutes ago, neil said:

Whats top left? Pita bread?

Looks like tattie scones to me. An excellent addition to a fried breakfast

[wordsfromlee]

35 minutes ago, neil said:

A few thoughts:

1. The milk in stella glass is a weird choice

2. Not sure what the lighter brown sausage is

3. Whats top left? Pita bread?

The sausages all look the same colour to me. Are you referring to the black and white pudding?

[MungoChutney]

I think that may be haggis rather than white pudding. That and the addition of tattie scones really makes this a full Scottish as opposed to a full English. Lack of square sausage possibly keeps that open for debate though.

[Keith Houchen]

1 hour ago, neil said:

2. Not sure what the lighter brown sausage is

It’s the scotch delicacy of deep fried heroin. 

[Tommy!]

2 hours ago, neil said:

1. The milk in stella glass is a weird choice

That's all I've been able to see every time this has popped up on twitter, logically there's nothing wrong there but I still can't quite get my head around it.

[SuperBacon]

Milk is absolutely fucking rank.

[TheBurningRed]

4 hours ago, neil said:

The milk in stella glass is a weird choice

I like a nice pint of ice cold milk in a Rekorderlig glass I have. I don’t want to ruin the pint glass of a good alcoholic drink that I’ve nicked from the pub.

 

39 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

Milk is absolutely fucking rank.

I’d downvote the fuck out of this if I could.  

[Thunderplex]

A while ago whilst discussing breakfasts, a colleague asked what black puddings were made of.  Suitably explained it, and she then asked how white puddings were made.  I informed her that it was exactly the same, but instead of using the drained blood of a pig, it uses the semen drained from the dead pigs testicles…. 

[SuperBacon]

15 minutes ago, Thunderplex said:

A while ago whilst discussing breakfasts, a colleague asked what black puddings were made of.  Suitably explained it, and she then asked how white puddings were made.  I informed her that it was exactly the same, but instead of using the drained blood of a pig, it uses the semen drained from the dead pigs testicles…. 

I once told a girl that I was dating that Mulligatawny Soup was made from Tawny Owls and she believed me for months.

She is now a high flying lawyer.