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King Coconut

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  1. Chrome on S9 and everything updated balls deep.
  2. Turning 18 doesn't make you a nonce either though, does it? I'm sure there are people who are sexually attracted to children who live long lives without ever acting on their urges. They aren't criminals, are they?
  3. We're still allowed to listen to the Jackson 5 though, right? Can't be a paedo when you're a kid. What's the last 'legal' song I can listen to?
  4. Oranging-up is still ok then? Weren't they black in the book anyway?
  5. I quit smoking quite a while ago but I've always kept a lighter around the house to impress children with my arse.
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