Ralphy have you thought of doing some voluntary charity work ? I was in a very bad way a few years back, so worked 6 months in a charity shop. I really loved it and met so many nice people. Still go back and work the odd day there now. If a shop ain't your thing theres all kinds of charities about looking for help. It might not solve the world but it would keep you out the house for the day and might shut your old man up abit.
I think the joke with Orange Cassidy is he used to be Fire Ant from Chikara and most of the indy crowd know this. So he acts really lethathgic and lazy, when in reality he is really fast paced and decent flyer when he wants to be. Its all very indy though and looked rather cringe last night.