Cousin Jim Bob

I think Blackpool is the UK's epicentre for mobility scooters. The amount of shops selling them seem to rival Vape shops. Plus a million twats on chipped e-bikes/e-scooters. As there is a lot of combined cycle paths/pedestrian pavements, you get the lovely combination of OAP's driving 4 mph on roads, and wankers driving 40 mph on pavements.

My vote is for a prime Charles "Krazy Horse" Bennett. A handful back then who carried dangerous power in his hands and had great slams. Also a complete nutter who you never knew what version was going to turn up. He happily derailed the unbeaten at the time KJ Noons and Yoshiro Maeda.

What that quote doesn't mention, is that the referee was 75 years old. Which makes the decision to do it even more idiotic from the wrestler.

It is banned and the links don't work, but people still post them for whatever reason. Still happens in On Topic. Edit - Maybe its not banned but it never works, because of the X change/you must be logged in to it now/whatever. Either way the links haven't worked here for years but people still try and post them.

I watched the main event of this on Saturday and it was fucking shite, even by Romero standards. Despite winning, Till looked terrified throughout. I also watched the Johnny Fisher Zuffa fight which was pretty crap as well. Not a great night, but at least I was drunk.

Ed Sheeran's two concerts at Gillette Stadium owned by Robert Kraft, the ones that he threw away Macklemore and his morals for, have just been cancelled because of the rain forecast. Congrats Ed!

Ann claimed to send me a box of Tunnock's that never turned up, during the great ukff Tunnock's swindle. Out of spite I haven't bought any since. I buy the Aldi knock offs instead.

I think Zirkzee is my favourite rubbish United forward atm. He would probably score 17 goals a season in the Dutch league, but is a billion miles off the Premier League. It's very funny watching Carrick bring him on when they desperately need a goal, and he always just strolls about, doing absolutely nothing.

Does anyone remember this from the time. I'd never even heard of this match before, and it seems to land slap bang in when I was buying loads of indie tapes. Its like two CZW level idiots planning the maddest spots you could ever imagine in a ladder match, and hitting them perfectly without killing each other. With next to selling and a rubbish ending. The whole match is on YouTube but the Wrestle Me video is far funnier.