Paid Members Nick James Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2021 My legs have gone, man! I'm a jelly, I'm paralyzed, feels fucking brilliant! - Super Hans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2021 Plumbing’s just Lego, innit? Water Lego. - Super Hans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pork Pie Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Tony: “When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2021 From Sex Education: Goff: Your Mum's cool. Otis: Yeah. Goff: Then why are you so shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2021 (edited) "Thank you, Carlene, your entire life is garbage" Rosa Diaz, being my ringtone since 2014. Edited January 11, 2021 by Shy Dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 11, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted January 11, 2021 Share Posted January 11, 2021 Oh ho ho Lisa, vampires aren't real, they're make believe like elves, gremlins and eskimos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 From Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle: Alan's interviewing some lad who scavenges from bins and skips, and is quite impressed that he has a nice kitchen Lad: "My wife's a lecturer" Alan: "Aren't they all" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 "So this place is some kind of rehab cum spa?" "Rehab, yes. We had to shut down the cum spa. Clogged plug holes, unwanted pregnancies, that sort of thing." (A Touch of Cloth) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) Double post. So, more from A Touch of Cloth, which was variable but had silly gags I enjoyed a lot: Inspector: Any more out of you, and I'll look at the duty roster and have you cut from the same. Cloth: But, sir, I - Inspector: CUT FROM THE SAME, CLOTH! Edited January 12, 2021 by Chris B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 > He was deranged, he was... lunatic. He didn't seem to like me very much. He had threatened to kill me in public. > Why would he want to kill you in public? > I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 12, 2021 Moderators Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Chris B said: Double post. So, more from A Touch of Cloth, which was variable but had silly gags I enjoyed a lot: Inspector: Any more out of you, and I'll look at the duty roster and have you cut from the same. Cloth: But, sir, I - Inspector: CUT FROM THE SAME, CLOTH! You've reminded me of this classic that occasionally just pops in to my head and makes me laugh - Edit: oh. That's annoying. It's 'your cock up, my arse' from Thin Blue Line. Edited January 12, 2021 by Chest Rockwell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Franchetti’s Jazzbox Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 ‘Jeremy's in a cult. Jeremy in a cult. It does have a certain ring to it.’ I’m not sure if it’s me trying to be clever but I hear this as a double meaning that he’s calling Jeremy the c word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said: Didn't have to watch to know which line. It was beautiful, had me laughing out loud the first time I heard it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 “This is a rock concert. Not the bleedin... splish splash show” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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