Paid Members Nick James Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 11, 2021 My legs have gone, man! I'm a jelly, I'm paralyzed, feels fucking brilliant! - Super Hans Quote
Paid Members stumobir Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 11, 2021 Plumbing’s just Lego, innit? Water Lego. - Super Hans Quote
Pork Pie Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 Tony: “When you’re married, you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce.” Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 11, 2021 From Sex Education: Goff: Your Mum's cool. Otis: Yeah. Goff: Then why are you so shit? Quote
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted January 11, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 11, 2021 (edited) "Thank you, Carlene, your entire life is garbage" Rosa Diaz, being my ringtone since 2014. Edited January 11, 2021 by Shy Dad Quote
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted January 11, 2021 Posted January 11, 2021 Oh ho ho Lisa, vampires aren't real, they're make believe like elves, gremlins and eskimos Quote
Paid Members DCW Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 12, 2021 From Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle: Alan's interviewing some lad who scavenges from bins and skips, and is quite impressed that he has a nice kitchen Lad: "My wife's a lecturer" Alan: "Aren't they all" Quote
Paid Members Chris B Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 12, 2021 "So this place is some kind of rehab cum spa?" "Rehab, yes. We had to shut down the cum spa. Clogged plug holes, unwanted pregnancies, that sort of thing." (A Touch of Cloth) Quote
Paid Members Chris B Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) Double post. So, more from A Touch of Cloth, which was variable but had silly gags I enjoyed a lot: Inspector: Any more out of you, and I'll look at the duty roster and have you cut from the same. Cloth: But, sir, I - Inspector: CUT FROM THE SAME, CLOTH! Edited January 12, 2021 by Chris B Quote
Paid Members Monkee Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 12, 2021 > He was deranged, he was... lunatic. He didn't seem to like me very much. He had threatened to kill me in public. > Why would he want to kill you in public? > I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 12, 2021 Moderators Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Chris B said: Double post. So, more from A Touch of Cloth, which was variable but had silly gags I enjoyed a lot: Inspector: Any more out of you, and I'll look at the duty roster and have you cut from the same. Cloth: But, sir, I - Inspector: CUT FROM THE SAME, CLOTH! You've reminded me of this classic that occasionally just pops in to my head and makes me laugh - Edit: oh. That's annoying. It's 'your cock up, my arse' from Thin Blue Line. Edited January 12, 2021 by Chest Rockwell Quote
Danny Franchetti’s Jazzbox Posted January 12, 2021 Posted January 12, 2021 ‘Jeremy's in a cult. Jeremy in a cult. It does have a certain ring to it.’ I’m not sure if it’s me trying to be clever but I hear this as a double meaning that he’s calling Jeremy the c word. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said: Didn't have to watch to know which line. It was beautiful, had me laughing out loud the first time I heard it. Quote
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Posted January 12, 2021 “This is a rock concert. Not the bleedin... splish splash show” Quote
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