WyattSheepMask Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 “NOOOOOOOO!” ”Well, despite Bart’s objections, the people of South Africa can now vote in free, democratic elections” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members LaGoosh Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 "She lived her life like a candle in the wind...unreliable." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 I need to know, otherwise this thing is going to spiral out of amok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 Alan Partridge: I have someone on the line who fears he may be a gay. He’s married, so he wishes to remain anonymous. I shall only be using his Christian name. I’m talking to Domingo in Little Oakley. No? He’s gone. That’s a pity. Marvellous little tapas bar there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) Narrator: I'll get these no good Indians as sure as my favourite book is Homer's voice: Magazine! Edited January 12, 2021 by cobra_gordo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 9 hours ago, Chest Rockwell said: It's 'your cock up, my arse' from Thin Blue Line That was a running gag in one of the 2 series wasn't it, "it's my arse on the line and I don't want a cock up", "your cock up, my arse" and "it's my arse and if you stuff it I'm going to be left very red faced" that I can remember.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal. If you can't watch, it's here: Â Spoiler Frasier:Â Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A. Woody:Â Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dopper Posted January 12, 2021 Share Posted January 12, 2021 Mac helping Charlie hang a Christmas decoration... Â Mac: "A little more to the left" Charlie: "Your left or my left?"Â Mac: "Your left and my left are the same because we're facing the same direction" Charlie: "But we're two different people. We can't have the same left, that doesn't make any sense" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 God bless Philip Baker Hall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 Niles in Frasier - Just a little hot...and foamy. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 (edited) Partridge : “It’s Alice Clunt!” Alice : "It’s Alice Fluck" Partridge : "Right...I see what I've done there" Also: Burke in Aliens "Why don't we build a fire, sing a couple of songs, why don't we try that?" Also, also:  Edited January 12, 2021 by Scott Malbranque Picked up a Penguin, evidently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted January 12, 2021 Author Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Chris B said: The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal. If you can't watch, it's here: Â Â Hide contents Frasier:Â Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A. Woody:Â Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds. Â Stunning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 Today, we’ll be asking which is the worst monger, iron, fish, rumour.... or war. - Alan Partridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted January 12, 2021 Michael really is a fantastic character. Alan: Have you got a spoon? Michael: No. Alan: You haven’t got a spoon? Michael: There’s one in the bathroom, but I’ve no cause to use it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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