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Tim: "What are you doing in Sheffield?"

Mike: "I fell asleep on the Tube"

Tim: "The Tube doesn't go to Sheffield"

Mike: "Yeah I know, I must have changed at Kings Cross"

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The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal. If you

Who are you and how did you get in here? I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.    Police Squad. 

I’m always staggered at how Arthur Matthews wrote the whole of Father Ted all on his own. 

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On 1/12/2021 at 10:56 AM, Chris B said:

The first 20 seconds of Lillith's first appearance in Cheers involves one of my all-time favourite jokes. The set-up gives so many options, but the punchline is just phenomenal.

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Frasier: Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., A.P.A.

Woody: Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds.

 

If you want to start on Frasier you'll never end, it's packed with one-liners and put-downs. e.g.

Frasier: "How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what we want!"

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46 minutes ago, dopper said:

Tim: "What are you doing in Sheffield?"

Mike: "I fell asleep on the Tube"

Tim: "The Tube doesn't go to Sheffield"

Mike: "Yeah I know, I must have changed at Kings Cross"

One of the great under appreciated shows of our time. I know loads of people that didn’t see it but was lent a DVD five years later and loved it.

Spaced, for the uninitiated. Before Pegg disappeared up his own arse.

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48 minutes ago, air_raid said:

One of the great under appreciated shows of our time. I know loads of people that didn’t see it but was lent a DVD five years later and loved it.

Spaced, for the uninitiated. Before Pegg disappeared up his own arse.

This is the bit in Spaced that just gets me every time:

 

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“So, you think he set himself up as a rogue cosmetic surgeon, to operate on a friend of a friend of yours, disfigure her, and turn her into a Bruce Forsyth lookalike, just to piss you off?”

”YEP.”

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4 hours ago, Your Fight Site said:

“So, you think he set himself up as a rogue cosmetic surgeon, to operate on a friend of a friend of yours, disfigure her, and turn her into a Bruce Forsyth lookalike, just to piss you off?”

”YEP.”

I won't lie, that episode still creeps me out to this day

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Some of us are so old that we are behind Vince McMahon when it comes to having a finger on the pulse of pop culture. Any chance of adding where these quotes are from?

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From The Day Today:

Chris: How did he say it?
Peter: "I don't like it, but I'll have to go along with it."
Chris: In German, how did he say it?
Peter: Ich... nichten lichten...

 

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On 1/13/2021 at 11:35 AM, Onyx2 said:

If you want to start on Frasier you'll never end, it's packed with one-liners and put-downs. e.g.

It'd likely be the same for Seinfeld, also Police Squad, the Naked Gun and Airplane. 

 

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More Alan Partridge (you could pretty much fill this topic with clips involving Alan Partridge):

No matter how many times I watch both series of I'm Alan Partridge, they still makes me laugh (anything involving the character is great really).

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