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They're coming for us all, lads. They'll be banning wanking over old issues of Sable's playboy next. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/oct/16/pornography-strangulation-incest-ban-uk-november

I never found it depressing. Its diminishing returns. Shane Richie just doing his best Bill Alfonso to keep his job after getting taken to court. Cant take this shite seriously anymore.

I imagine the gimmick was Luchador who joined a Skiffle band.

If he has, the bullet points will be in The Wrestling Comedians youtube video!

@herbie747 oh no ...

Paranoid Ross Kemp is hilarious. If someone farts he thinks someone is bringing down the hammer on him.

Arsenal are Champions League winners if this goes Madrid's way.

Real Madrid want all Barcelona's trophies taken off them from 2001 onwards. Pep's head must be spinning this week.

Dusty bin!

Football is about the moment. I dont see why anyone would want to get a league title from ten years ago on their record. You cant celebrate it. If anything it's a depressing reminder of what Liverpool, Arsenal and Man United were robbed of. Those titles need to be voided. We need to look back like when Jack Tunney stripped Hogan of the title for throwing ashes in the Undertaker's face. By rights, Sgt Slaughter should have gotten the belt back, because he was the last champion before these two cheating bastards. I've lost my train of thought. What we talking about again?

If Poch was in charge of the FA: "congratulations on Harry Kane for his 14th Premier League title, despite not playing in 14 Premier League seasons.."

Makes you hate football. How they have been allowed to get away with it, despite doing it in plain sight is fucked. This mob need to be ran out of town by every other club.

Dennis "Mr Belding" Haskins's has died. Worked the gimmick until his final day. Respect.

Apparently it was Dustin Rhodes who agented the match. If this was anywhere else, questions would be asked for allowing someone with 36 matches under his belt do something that dangerous. But as @herbie747 said on his interview with Alan4L years ago "its wrestling, nobody ever learns anything."

I dont see how other clubs dont sue them. The revenue clubs have missed out on because of them would be massive. Everton finishing 5th in 2014. Leicester finishing 5th in 2021, Sunderland losing the League Cup final to them in 2014 and so on. Surely those teams must be thinking "we've been done over here."

This thread was inspired by me watching the Great Rock n Roll Swindle for the first time in years and thinking, is there are more mental cast than one featuring Edward Tudor Pole, Mary Millington, Ronnie Biggs and Pete Beale? I've laid mine on the table, let's see your cards lads. I think I've won here.

Foley's not re-signing then: I guessing its more to do with the fact he got shouted at by Flair and JBL for saying Tyson was the reason WrestleMania 14 was a success and he got upset. Like the last time he left.

Credit goes to Butch for the first one. And I will forever be thankful. He discovered it and supplied the chat regulars with it during a dull episode of Raw one night. If I'm ever depressed, I put this on. It has me in stitches. Wigan Fatty Fuck Then there is the UKFF's favourite yorkshire porn. "Right up the Chocolate Bon-Bon Factory" indeed. Traci's First Anal And to prove I dont watch porn for comedy purposes alone, I've remembered all the dialog in this one fromGianna Michaels and Alexis Texas. This thread is just an excuse to post Wigan Fatty Fuck to be fair. Make of this thread what you will.

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