Paid Members Devon Malcolm 13,271 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 "Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle 2,064 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11  Blues Brothers find out they're playing at a rough county bar: Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here? Bar landlady: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western Austin Powers massaging Felicity Shagwell's back: Austin: How does that feel, baby?Felicity Shagwell: Mmm, lower.Austin: (in a deep voice) How does that feel, baby?  Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay 8,939 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 Ludwig: Drebin!Jane: Frank!Frank: You're both right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe Blog 1,927 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 "Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you - but I'm not going to." Groundhog day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Gay as FOOK 1,351 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 "You ain't half the boy Nate was! You ain't even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half!" - Walk Hard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members scratchdj 2,399 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 “What's your favourite Beatles album, then?" "Tough one. I think I'd have to say The Best of The Beatles." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Abe_Knuckleball_Schwartz 95 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Paulie- “That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more!” Goomar- “Wasn’t it a meteor?” Paulie- “They’re all meat eaters!” Chris- “METEOR, METEOR.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members tiger_rick 11,437 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 What do prefer, Rodney, AstroTurf or Grass? I dunno, I never smoked AstroTurf. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Justice 805 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 What is this word, spa? I feel like you’re starting to a say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Lorne Malvo 1,576 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 15 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: What do prefer, Rodney, AstroTurf or Grass? I dunno, I never smoked AstroTurf. Similarly; If I got into my car at 9 in the morning, it'd take me until 2 in the afternoon to drive around my land. Yeah, we had a car like that once. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pork Pie 43 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 Paulie:Â He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator. Christopher: His house looked like shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SuperBacon 7,519 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 55 minutes ago, Abe_Knuckleball_Schwartz said: Paulie- “That’s why dinosaurs don’t exist no more!” Goomar- “Wasn’t it a meteor?” Paulie- “They’re all meat eaters!” Chris- “METEOR, METEOR.” Carm: Jackie Jr took her to the city to see Aida. Tony: I eat her? Fucking lose it every time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheBurningRed 523 Posted January 11 Report Share Posted January 11 (edited) In The Sopranos when Tony B was getting involved with a Korean businessman Paulie - “word to wise, remember Pearl Harbor” Edited January 11 by TheBurningRed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Carbomb 5,171 Posted January 11 Paid Members Report Share Posted January 11 13 minutes ago, Pork Pie said: Paulie:Â He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator. Christopher: His house looked like shit. One of my favourite episodes, simply for the fact that, while tracking that guy in a frozen New England forest, Paulie loses his shoe, and later he and Chris start falling out, which leads to this cracking line: Christopher: I'll leave you behind, ya one-shoe cocksucker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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