Random jokes from film & tv

[LaGoosh]

 

[SuperBacon]

1 hour ago, LaGoosh said:

 

From the same episode. 

He is the absolute best.

[Devon Malcolm]

 

[Devon Malcolm]

 

[gmoney]

Alan Partridge: Can you even bury humans in your back garden?

Sidekick Simon: Fred West Did

Alan: Oh, that man... what a Dilbert!

 

Edited April 13, 2021 by gmoney

[WyattSheepMask]

Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid

Fry: No I’m......doesn’t 

[Devon Malcolm]

 

[air_raid]

Here’s one of my favourites from Futurama.

Zapp Brannigan:

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Fry:

You mean while I'm sleeping in it?

Zapp Brannigan:

You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
 

One of my favourites for the example of no context required laugh that I love. If I need to watch a video or have some character backstory explained to find it funny, it’s not what I started the thread for.

[BomberPat]

I may have already mentioned this, but one that has been stuck in my head a lot recently, from Rob Brydon's "Director's Commentary", doing a voiceover over some pastoral scenes.

 

"Ah, Morris Dancing. You don't see that any more, of course. No, it's just Robin now".

[CL Punk]

I blame Spaced for this but I can't watch the Caneston adverts without hearing in my head, Tim Bisley say..."hahaha thrush".

[LaGoosh]

Never fails to make me giggle. 

[dopper]

A transcript of one of my favourite jokes from ‘Porridge’ popped up on my Facebook memories this morning.

I can’t find a clip of it on its own, but it’s at 1m 20secs in this montage:

MacKay: “My house is a reflection of my wife…”

Fletch: “Big is it?”

MacKay: “… spotless”

 

Perfect timing from them both.