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Hereā€™s one of my favourites from Futurama.

Zapp Brannigan:

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Fry:

You mean while I'm sleeping in it?

Zapp Brannigan:

You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
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One of my favourites for the example of no context required laugh that I love. If I need to watch a video or have some character backstory explained to find it funny, itā€™s not what I started the thread for.

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I may have already mentioned this, but one that has been stuck in my head a lot recently, from Rob Brydon's "Director's Commentary", doing a voiceover over some pastoral scenes.

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"Ah, Morris Dancing. You don't see that any more, of course. No, it's just Robin now".

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A transcript of one of my favourite jokes from ā€˜Porridgeā€™ popped up on my Facebook memories this morning.

I canā€™t find a clip of it on its own, but itā€™s at 1m 20secs in this montage:

MacKay: ā€œMy house is a reflection of my wifeā€¦ā€

Fletch: ā€œBig is it?ā€

MacKay: ā€œā€¦ spotlessā€

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Perfect timing from them both.

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