Bellenda Carlisle

I think Sabaton are total embarrasing gash, from what I remember you're a tory though so it doesn't surprise me you'd like some safe faux military pomp nonsense over something a bit more edgy or subversive.

An ancient episode of Would I Lie To You is on and Peter Serafinowicz has accidentally gone full Bret.

I noticed that curl of skin hanging from Randy's leg, it was so gross, it looked like a pork scratching. I liked the show a lot but I don't have particularly serious tastes in wrestling and love it being as mad as possible, Brock is my favourite so I was well happy with him turning up and battering everyone.

I still miss Palmer Cannon

I always hope it will be Danzig or Misfits.

Not really been too excited about anything I've heard from the Joaquin Phoenix Joker film so far but this pic did turn me on a bit I must admit

"He's got nineteen-fifties values"

Catanzaro v Reina Gonzales was great, I remember liking Gonzales as the giant in chaps and an eyepatch from last year but didn't realise she was back til her intro. I loved the size difference and clash of styles, super fun match, everything I want from wrestling really. Who was Aerial Monroe? She was cool.

"Did you hear Surf Digby got bummed by a horse?" "Yeah, I just hope he didn't break its heart"

I'm starting to think this Henry Cavill Superman thing is a work. Unfortunately these films live and die on social media hype and it wouldn't surprise me if DC started the Cavill leaving and Michael B Jordan rumours to get everyone angry so they'll breathe a collective sigh of release when they announce Peter Jackson's Man of Steel 2 starring Henry Cavill and get the hype train started on a positive note. That's what I hope is happening anyway.

If I choose to be bummed by the horse can I still tell everyone if I want to?

I just told forum member Fox Piss to buy and read Norm's amazing book a couple of weeks ago, sorry about the timing FP!

Cavs addresses the superman rumours.

I want to see MI:Fallout(6) but I haven't seen any Mission Impossible films since the first one so over the last couple of days I watched Ghost Protocol and Rogue Nation (4&5). I don't know what's taken me so long, they were brilliant. I'm a sucker for exciting close calls in action films and they were on another level, I was on the edge of my seat the whole time. My anticipation to see Ethan Hunt fight tache Cavill tomorrow is at fever pitch now.

Hopefully Henry Cavill gets the James Bond phone call ASAP