Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted December 23, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 hour ago, neil said: As a lanky fuck I take comically large shits and have experienced the clogged toilet more often than not. I reckon you could've taken care of this yourself @Kaz Hayashi - That's fair, however, I think failing to stab it to death with a Jumbo HSS drill bit for 15 mins, probably dampened my spirits and dented my pride. You're right though, I should've attcked the toilet unblocking as a cow birthing rather than concrete breaking. I don't know what I was thinking in hindsight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted December 23, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2022 That was a wonderful story, Kaz. Bringing a UKFF twist to the traditional yule log. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators neil Posted December 23, 2022 Moderators Share Posted December 23, 2022 27 minutes ago, Kaz Hayashi said: failing to stab it to death with a Jumbo HSS drill bit for 15 mins, probably dampened my spirits and dented my pride The Lokey Pokey, whether done on yourself or a toilet, with hand or tool, is going to have that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 23, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2022 35 minutes ago, Kaz Hayashi said: That's fair, however, I think failing to stab it to death with a Jumbo HSS drill bit for 15 mins, probably dampened my spirits and dented my pride If anything I'd have thought you'd have been beaming and full of pride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 hour ago, RalphyV2 said: so, good chippy tea then?! I've only had a chance to have my wife's leftovers so far (which basically makes me a cuckold I think?). I was off out for a pub meal. Will rectify that after Christmas. If you want to know it was a mix of Greggs sausage rolls, gastro pub food and real ale.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted December 23, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted December 23, 2022 Could have avoided all of those shenanigans if you’d had a festive tin of Quality Street at the workshop, @Kaz Hayashi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted December 23, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 23, 2022 59 minutes ago, Frankie Crisp said: Could have avoided all of those shenanigans if you’d had a festive tin of Quality Street at the workshop, @Kaz Hayashi And this is why is shared said shituation with the UKFF. Now I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 I’m by far our household’s top shitter (humble brag intended) but my three youngest girls are all prone to the odd monster shit followed by a roll of bog roll shoved down the toilet. A common trick I use is the same as Neil’s but with two bin bags for extra protection. It’s disgusting but strangely satisfying to see all the toilet contents drained away in an instant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 24, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2022 Right, here's how you get rid of a stubborn shit, as relayed to me in a raised voice by my angry plumber father, when as a young teen, I was more bothered about getting back to whatever I was doing than having a butchers in the pan to see if anything remained. Get a bucket of water. Flush the toilet. Pour the bucket of water (as quickly as you can without the toilet overflowing) in with it. The increased volume of water will force it down the pipe. Job done. In the subsequent 30+ years, this has never failed me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted December 24, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2022 Reading that story has absolutely made my day @Kaz Hayashi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted December 24, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2022 Bin bag over a mop head and give it a plunge, never fails. Why are you sickos sticking your hand down a toilet?! Â Never mind, forgot what forum I was reading for a second there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted December 25, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 25, 2022 Cut the bottom off a large empty fizzy drinks bottle with the lid on. Use the neck as the handle. They are just the right size to get solid suction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted December 25, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 25, 2022 The best £15 I spent this year was on one of these bad boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted December 25, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted December 25, 2022 I BET IT WAS YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS, I BET IT FUCKING WAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted December 25, 2022 Share Posted December 25, 2022 Lads. It’s the forums Wrestlemania tomorrow. May your toilets be prepared and your big roll be strong.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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