Rey_Piste Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Rey_Piste said: Blame it on nerves, I have a job interview today and my arsehole is twitching like a rabbit's nose. Fuck me, I had to go for a third Richard on the train to the interview and again at the station when I arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted January 31, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted January 31, 2020 That all sounds perfecty normal to me, but then I go about 6 times a day. Hope the interview went well. As for unblocking your toilet, have you got any of those bendy tent poles? Good for poking chod down the bend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusev Day Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Rey_Piste said: Blame it on nerves, I have a job interview today and my arsehole is twitching like a rabbit's nose. Oh ok sorry mate, I just thought you were eating too much sugary stuff. I hope you got one of the jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted January 31, 2020 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 31, 2020 5 hours ago, HarmonicGenerator said: The sound of other people shitting Richard Herring had a hilarious interview with David Johns and this subject came up: (27m 42s if it doesn't link to the right place) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 20 minutes ago, gmoney said: That all sounds perfecty normal to me, but then I go about 6 times a day. Hope the interview went well. As for unblocking your toilet, have you got any of those bendy tent poles? Good for poking chod down the bend. 6 times a day seems overly excessive to me. As for getting my bog fixed, I have a mate who is a plumber who is going to clear it tomorrow for mates rates. He is going to fill out an invoice at full whack including call out fee, which my landlord is going to pay back to me. I didn't realise my landlord was off on holiday out of the country when I Whatsapped him about it. He said to me to get a plumber out and he would reimburse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted February 1, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2020 I highly recommend getting a big coke bottle and cuting the bottom off. Leave the cap on..They fit perfectly and the suction will displace anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 1, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2020 I'd say just buy a set of rods, amazon have them for £15. This isn't the first story Rey has shared about blocking the chodder and I'm sure it won't be his last so I wouldn't advise cutting any corners for a cheap fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 33 minutes ago, Tommy! said: I'd say just buy a set of rods, amazon have them for £15. This isn't the first story Rey has shared about blocking the chodder and I'm sure it won't be his last so I wouldn't advise cutting any corners for a cheap fix. Well my mate the plumber brought what is known as a toilet auger, which is an 8 foot long flexible rod thing with a corkscrew like end on it. It did absolutely fuck all, he reckons the drains are fucked and it's not my fault. So now my landlord has to call Dyno rod out to clear the drains properly. in the mean time I had to pop into my local pub to have a shit this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 That would terrify me, I cannot shit in a public toilet at all, the mere thought of someone hearing me is too much to think about. I would rather hold it and be in crippling agony all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 1, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2020 I needed a shit yesterday and considered going before leaving work as I had to drive straight to Leicester. I decided to wait and have one when I got there, except the toilet at the venue was rank, with no lock on the door and an unsecure seat, so decided to hold it in. Finally got rid of it this afternoon. It was like squeezing a pine cone out. Not enjoyable in the slightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted February 1, 2020 Moderators Share Posted February 1, 2020 2 hours ago, Joe Blog said: That would terrify me, I cannot shit in a public toilet at all, the mere thought of someone hearing me is too much to think about. I would rather hold it and be in crippling agony all day. You should consider hypnotherapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 Another tip to unblock the bog is to invest in a pack of 18" industrial tie wraps. They go straight through the blockage & around the ubend, so you just go back & forth until the water drops. Because you have a full packet, they are disposable! Just sling it out of the toilet window for someone else to deal with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 I'll just leave this here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 With the way you use the toilet you could give him a nice kiss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted February 2, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Glenryck Pilchards said: With the way you use the toilet you could give him a nice kiss. Saying that it looks like there are the impression of lips on his forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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