Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 17, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2019 I bet it's twice as comfortable as a normal one if you just sit facing the other way, leaning back slightly and with your legs raised above the hips as per the current recommendations. UKFF crapping crew 1 - anti bog brigade 0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 17, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 17, 2019 B&Q. Rubber doorstop. Under the seat. Back up to a comfortable sitting/shitting angle. Sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto Dem Wanz Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 51 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Utter bastards invented this  Can't see how this would be allowed in the workplace considering the risk of slipping or collapsing forward - shelf n safety, innit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 As its Xmas I was reviewing some of the UKFF classic threads, and I'd completely forgotten that not only does @Steve Justice sit on the loo wrong, he takes shits in front of his missus - Sorry to drag this back up Steve, but I'd completely forgotten the depths to which that thread went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Ronnie Posted December 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2019 Are you sure it was wise for you, as the inventor of the Loki Pokey, to bring up fecal foibles, mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 😂 That must have been in the same thread, somewhere.  It's been nearly a decade and I still have nightmares about shaking my bosses' hand straight afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted December 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2019 Well then, you'll be pleased to know that the Loki Poki method has been discussed at work this last fortnight, as I have a collage who was on day eleven of not pooing the last time I saw her ( 21st Dec). The in-depth knowledge of pooing that I acquired here had been of great benefit (even if people are keeping their distance from me now). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted December 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2019 I pray to any god that will listen that you have a colleague that hasn't poo'd for 11 days and not a collage of it Surf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 11 hours ago, Loki said: As its Xmas I was reviewing some of the UKFF classic threads, and I'd completely forgotten that not only does @Steve Justice sit on the loo wrong, he takes shits in front of his missus - Sorry to drag this back up Steve, but I'd completely forgotten the depths to which that thread went. I think we all need to move on now. It's run its course. FYI, still shit in front of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted December 24, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 24, 2019 I'd pledged never to contribute to one of these conversations on here, but i'm pretty rock bottom emotionally at the minute after an awful few weeks, and I think the stress is taking it's toll on me physically, because I had a HORRIFIC case of the trots on Saturday. I'd been in the bathroom for 10 mins or so, when my wife tapped on the door to ask if I was ok. When I explained what was going on, her reply was... "Christ, I thought you were running a bath". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 Just been for my 10th poo of the day, and nearly run out of loo roll. The real Christmas present I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 25, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 25, 2019 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: Just been for my 10th poo of the day, If I were you I'd see a doctor on Friday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 On 12/25/2019 at 5:44 AM, John Matrix said: I'd pledged never to contribute to one of these conversations on here, but i'm pretty rock bottom emotionally at the minute after an awful few weeks, and I think the stress is taking it's toll on me physically, because I had a HORRIFIC case of the trots on Saturday. I'd been in the bathroom for 10 mins or so, when my wife tapped on the door to ask if I was ok. When I explained what was going on, her reply was... "Christ, I thought you were running a bath". Hope things get better for you John but have to say that seems like a very short time for the wife to be concerned, takes at least 20-25 for mine to bat an eyelid these days. On a holiday a few years ago when we'd just got together she did think i'd run off from the cafe we were in. Few months later I took a friend visiting there and did the same thing. Now when we go on holiday to this little mountain town I insist on going there for a traditional holiday poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted December 26, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted December 26, 2019 My post Christmas dinner creation was even more spectacular than usual.  I find turkey really binds, which resulted in a classic 4 flush wedger that needed to settle for around an hour before a final 2 flushes.  Thought I’d have to get a hot kettle on it at one point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 To make poo tea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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