Moderators PowerButchi Posted November 30, 2018 Moderators Posted November 30, 2018 (edited) Has anyone heard about the Squatty Potty? Apparently WE'VE ALL BEEN DOING POOS WRONG. What this is, is a stool that goes around the base of the chodbin which you but your feet on bringing your knees above your arse, unfurling the colon promising full evacuation. I want one. https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/nov/30/bowel-movement-change-the-way-you-poo-squatty-potty-toilet Edited November 30, 2018 by PowerButchi Quote
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Posted November 30, 2018 (edited) I think it was potentially discussed in Shitting Thread #324 - #351 But yes, it revolutionised delivery. Edited November 30, 2018 by Kaz Hayashi Quote
King Coconut Posted November 30, 2018 Posted November 30, 2018 Yeah, it's definitely been covered but there's no harm in reminding people. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Posted November 30, 2018 I just put my feet on an upturned washing basket, fuck paying for that. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Posted November 30, 2018 I'll gladly continue to have the occasional bout of anal strain on the pot rather than taking a dump while curled up like a contortionist. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 30, 2018 Moderators Posted November 30, 2018 42 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: I just put my feet on an upturned washing basket, fuck paying for that. From experience of houses with toddlers, those little steps they use to reach the sink seem to work well! Quote
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Posted November 30, 2018 We get our bogroll in packs of 18, and those packs are a decent height to rest your feet on if need be. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Gus Mears said: I'll gladly continue to have the occasional bout of anal strain on the pot rather than taking a dump while curled up like a contortionist. We're talking about lifting your knees a bit not assuming the Lotus position or anything. Quote
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Posted November 30, 2018 1 hour ago, Chest Rockwell said: From experience of houses with toddlers, those little steps they use to reach the sink seem to work well! That's what I was going to say. I use the little pink step my daughter uses to brush her teeth. Can't say I've noticed a massive difference tbh. Although (TMI) I've been losing weight this year and I've noticed I go far less often and my shits are much easier and less claggy. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Posted November 30, 2018 49 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: We're talking about lifting your knees a bit not assuming the Lotus position or anything. I think it's just a case of me being entirely capable of taking a standard crap, without additional manoeuvres to 'unfurl my colon', or however Butch put it. I don't think I've ever been a fan of any of the wacky shitting innovations floated on this forum. Hated the chod shelf, hated @Chest Rockwelland his arse hose as well. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted November 30, 2018 Moderators Posted November 30, 2018 Still a (water) closet conservative at heart eh? Quote
bigfoote Posted November 30, 2018 Posted November 30, 2018 I'm sure I posted this before, but here it is again... Quote
The Maestro Posted November 30, 2018 Posted November 30, 2018 I had a good one earlier. I went to the toilet and splattered out last night's vindaloo after a couple of black coffees earlier today. It wasn't enjoyable but they all can't be hits can they? Ten minutes later, Sue in the office goes to the ladies toilets and come out asking who took a dump in there. It transpires that the awesomeness of my shit had gone through the pipes and emerged in the ladies bog. Working in a cabin in a scrap yard we have a tank under the office and all the pipes are all linked up. So here's poor Sue going for a quick tinkle and she's faced with a pile of brown slop that had worked it's way back up. Luckily she found the whole thing funny as she has two sons and said she's seen worse. No harm. But definitely foul. Quote
bigfoote Posted November 30, 2018 Posted November 30, 2018 Is there anything finer than the poo following the first coffee of the day? Half an hour for the caffeine to work it's magic and the daily rag/sudoku puzzles til your legs go numb... Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Posted November 30, 2018 4 hours ago, Gus Mears said: Hated the chod shelf, Philistine. Next you'll be against the self cleaning robo-lav and Swiss cauldron Quote
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