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  1. The Maestro

    Little Tommy Robinson

    I sway more to the left of things but that video is a smug piss take and the sort of thing that adds fuel to the fire for a lot of people with right wing beliefs. Not that it bothers me. I actually find it quite funny in an embarrassing kind of way.
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    Physical Altercations

    Oh absolutely. I respect her intentions 100%. But I don't like her to put herself in a potentially threatening scenario involving a couple of strangers and alcohol. Not when she has a child and husband at home. Young Maestro would be in there and tell the guy to do one and and end up in some kind of altercation. Family man Maestro think differently these days and would rather get people more qualified to deal with the situation.
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    Physical Altercations

    Where do we stand on getting involved in domestics on a night out? The missus said she intervened in one on her work Xmas do t'other night and I said she was a fool for doing so. Apparently some guy pushed his missus so she bollocked him. Whilst I admire her intentions, I told her she should have told a member of staff rather than getting involved. No need to jeopardise her own safety when she has a family at home and doesn't know what caused the guy to be a dick.
  4. This is one of those urban legends from when I was a teenager. I wish I didn't look this up and ruin my own illusion whilst making a right wazzock of myself. Boo.
  5. Trent Reznor went from this... to this...
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    Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    I've suffered a few seizures in my life, potentially due to epilepsy but not 100% sure why. Horrible to have one and they wipe you out for a few days afterwards. They make your whole body stiff and rigid so we know he definitely won't be feeling sawwwwft for a while. I'll get me coat.
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    Football Predictions League 2018-19

    Premier´╗┐´╗┐ League´╗┐ Bournemouth´╗┐ 1-2 Liverpool (12:30pm) Burnley 0-0 Brighton´╗┐ & Hove Albion Cardiff City 1-1 Southampton Chelsea 1-1 Manchester City (5:30pm) Leicester City 1-2 Tottenham Hotspur (7:45pm) West Ham United 2-0 Crystal Palace Serie A Cagliari 1-2 Roma (5pm) Lazio 3-1 Sampdoria (7:30pm´╗┐) Austrian Bundesliga Admira Wacker 0-2 Red Bull Salzburg (4pm)´╗┐´╗┐ Rapid Vienna 1-0 Sturm Graz (Sunday´╗┐´╗┐ 4pm´╗┐)
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    Times when you felt really bad for laughing

    Who's ordering a shrine for their holidays anyway? Nothing beats a getaway with a blacked up effigy to pay some respects.
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    It's Political Correctness Gone Mad!

    These sound like the sort of things Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would say. All in all, it's pretty daft and will just fuel the "PC Gone Mad" brigade even more.
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    Who is the least cool person on the planet?

    Elon Musk comes across as a second rate Bond villain from the Pierce Brosnan era. Also, are we five pages deep without anyone suggesting Richard "Alpha Papa" Madeley?
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    Wrestling things that annoy

    So we all don't like Seth Rollins this week then?
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    Who is the least cool person on the planet?

    You take that back! Eamonn is a saint!
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    Who is the least cool person on the planet?

    Steve Lamacq. The fucker is that boring he manages to suck the fun out of music.