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  1. The Maestro

    General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Barring that Millwall game and second half of the playoff he's looked knackered since April. I rate Sessegnon (as a LW, nowhere near a LB) but banging him in the England team is absurd.
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    The Official UKFF RAW Thread...

    Wait until she starts talking about magic beans and climbing stalks. That'll get her over.
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    General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Michael Owen was joint golden boot winner in the Premier League for the season prior. Sessegnon has looked good in the Championship and knackered as hell for the last month or so. Plus Owen isn't the best example to use considering his hamstrings were wrecked in his early 20s.
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    General Adnan's Football 17/18

    I wouldn't suggest taking Welbeck, even if his record for England is surprisingly good. I just don't think taking the likes of Lookman and Sancho is worth doing just for them to sit on the bench and do a Walcott circa 2006. I'm surely they'll be in contention for upcoming tournaments but for me, Russia 2018 is a little too soon for me. I do get the arguments for taking Sessegnon, I do. But it can be heavy on the shoulders of a young lad who's played over 50 games this season. He'll still be a teenager by the time the next tournament comes around so no need to rush a burnt out 17 year old through.
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    General Adnan's Football 17/18

    That's not true though is it? Sessegnon looks damn good, but he needs a break after a long season. And the other lads haven't played masses in the Bundesliga this year to warrant being in the squad despite looking like quality youngsters. I'd argue it's the typical English mindset of over hyping players from a young age only to see them burn out and fans turn on them for not fulfilling their potential.
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    General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Sessegnon is only 17 years old and has played a helluva lot of games this year in the Championship. The lad needs a rest, not to be the 2018 of Theo Walcott. Sancho and Lookman shouldn't be anywhere near that squad for now either. Both look good players, but its way too early in their careers to be going to a major international tournament.
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    Today I learned...

    Former Aston Villa and Bolton Wanderers player Jlloyd Samuel has died in a car crash at the age of 37.
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    Worst Turns in Wrestling History

    Alberto Del Rio turning face back in 2012 was pretty poor. I believe it was down to Ricardo Rodriguez getting a pasting off Big Show and Bertie coming to his rescue. Such a transparent attempt to appeal to the Hispanic audience by having Mexican babyface even though the guy in question was (and still is) completely unlikable.
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    Today I learned...

    If we're sharing our misunderstandings of words, I used to think that guerrilla fighters were actual gorillas. Imagine that. Cigar chomping apes with machine guns. Cool. To be fair I was about ten years old and had seen Congo so it's fair game in my book.
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    I'm in two minds about this. Part of me thinks it's utterly grim. The other part if me wants to try this. Personally I recommend the combo of fish, chips and curry sauce. Like a budget masala fish.
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    Standup Comedy

    I'd just come up to watch. I'm sure in my younger days I'd probably be game doing a spot but I think mumbling awful one-liners to myself in the corner is about as far as I'd go at my age.
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    Standup Comedy

    Best of luck to you Spurs2012. If you do the rounds around the UK let us know if you're in Leicester and I'm sure me and the good Lady Maestro would be game.
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    Jimmy Saville

    If you're bothered LEGIT, just have a Google.
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    Jimmy Saville

    Bill Cosby has drugged and raped countless women. I and no-one in their right mind would want to dig up every detail but at least the prick will serve justice and hopefully die in jail.
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    General Adnan's Football 17/18

    1) Steve "Baldemort" Kean. The most slimy weasel to ever manage in the Premier League 2) Burnley. Horrible town, team, kit and ground. And the manager eats worms. 3) Venkys. For ruining my club. The only thing going for them these days is that they know to stay thousands of miles away. 4) Jerome Anderson. Scumbag agent extraordinaire who helped to destroy the club. Alex Ferguson was bang on when he slated him. Oh, and his son is shite at football too. 5) Wigan. I hate their bullying manager and fans who think they're big time. Also Will Grigg and that shite song can bugger off too. 6) Colin Wanker. A vile specimen of a man who prowls the touchline like a slobbering lunatic. An absolute hypocrite who is the epitome of sore loser. 7) Steven Gerrard. Good player but a dirty, diving git in his time for Liverpool and England. I think he's the only footballer who could kill someone and probably get away with it. Also his punditry is dire. 8) International friendlies involving England. Always a chore, never a pleasure. And if I hear "The Great Escape" played one more time... 9) The Soccer Saturday lot. I don't mind Big Jeff and can tolerate Le Tiss. But the rest can sod off. Throw in Jamie Redknapp too whilst I'm at it. 10) Social media. It's given idiot football fans all around the world a platform to air their moronic views and has spawned such garbage as Arsenal TV. Fam.