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    People you hate on teams you support

    That's a name I've not heard for a while! The phrase "stealing a living" is used a lot in football but this lad was the epitomy of that. A shining example of everything that was wrong with the club at the time. Pardon the vulgarity, but fuck Myles Anderson, his slimy dad and Kentaro too.
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    Chippy Tea

    Ideal chippy tea is fish (ideally haddock), chips, curry sauce washed down with a can of Dandelion & Burdock (or a can of Rio if no D&B). And Chinese chippies are an odd one. They're either fantastic or utter pish. Nothing really in the middle. There's one on Stoney Stanton Road in Coventry called Chippers which is balls. Popped in once for a bag of chips. The woman just got a bag of oven chips out of the freezer and chucked some in the fryer. Pish. But on the opposite scale there's one on Bolton Road in Darwen not far from Ewood that gives out the biggest portion ever. Last time I went I got a bag for £1.20 and it fed four of us. Proper good.
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    WM 35 - Gimmick Battle Royal II

    I like the idea of picking wrestlers post 2001 for something a bit different. Have Heidenreich read a poem on the way to the ring and rub up against Michael Cole's rear after he's eliminated.
  4. I think warm food in general is a no no on public transport. Warm food usually has smells and smells are no good in a confined space. Sweets/confectionery are probably the most acceptable thing to eat as they don't hum.
  5. In the privacy of your own home? Go for it. Packed bus in rush hour traffic? Just wrong.
  6. Eating on public transport ain't great at the best of times. Throw in an overcrowded carriage and the pungent aroma that emit from the Munch of Monsters and you've a massive social faux pas on your hands. I'll never forget being on a packed bus years ago and some teenage school boy eating bag after bag after bag of some value cheese and onion crisps for the whole duration I was on the bus. They hummed and the dirty fucker even licked his fingers after each mouthful. He also tipped the crumbs at the bottom into his mouth at the end of each bag. The lad must have rattled through at least 6 or 7 packets. It was obscene.
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    Football Predictions League 2018-19

    Brighton´╗┐ ´╗┐& Hove Albion 0-1 Manchester United (Sunday 4pm) Burnley 1-1 Watford (Sunday 1:30pm) Chelsea w/@TildeGuy~! 1-1 Arsenal (5:30pm) Everton 3-0 Southampton Leicester City 1-1 ´╗┐Wolverhampton ´╗┐Wanderers Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Fulham West Ham United 2-1 Bournemouth German Cup First Round´╗┐ Erzgebirge Aue 0-3 Mainz (5:´╗┐30pm) Hansa Rostock 0-2 VfB Stuttgart ´╗┐(7:45pm)´╗┐´╗┐ Kaiserslautern 1-3 Hoffenheim (2:´╗┐´╗┐30pm´╗┐´╗┐)
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    People you hate on teams you support

    We had El Hadji Diouf play for us and I couldn't properly take to him. I remember going to watch Rovers away at Aston Villa and he got sent off just before half time for launching two footed into a Villa player and walking off the pitch with all the pace of a snail.
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    The Gerry Adams Cookbook

    I imagine he doesn't use brown rice either
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    [NSFW] Less commercial or conventional hotties

    Waffle Dog mum is hot. Highlight of the show along with the catchy theme tune that gets stuck in my head all day if I hear it. I have my own personal CBeebies fave though...Maddie Moate from Do You Know?
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    The Gerry Adams Cookbook

    I thought energy drinks had peaked with Blue Rat. Boy was I mistaken...
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    Football Predictions League 2018-19

    Premier League Arsenal 1:1 Manchester City (Sunday 4pm) Bournemouth 2:1 Cardiff City Fulham 3:1 Crystal Palace Huddersfield Town 0:2 Chelsea Newcastle United 1:1 Tottenham Hotspur (12:30pm) Wolverhampton Wanderers 2:1 Everton (5:30pm) Scottish Premiership Heart of Midlothian 0:2 Celtic (12:30pm) Ligue Un Girondins de Bordeaux 1:0 Strasbourg (Sunday 4pm) Nantes 0:2 Monaco (4pm) Romanian Liga I Concordia Chiajna 1:1 Hermannstadt w/@RoryFice (4pm)
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    When your childhood died

    When I stopped wanting things for Christmas and being happy about getting socks as a gift.
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    Raymond deserves no praise nor love. It belongs in early morning purgatory along with King Of Queens. Mildly amusing comedy that beats the bullshit news programmes on at the same time. Frasier however deserves better than the slot its given but I can't grumble too much as it brightens up the day beautifully.