Paid Members Thunderplex Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2018 Howard Stern has been preaching about the Squatty Potty for years, swears by it.  To be honest i’ve never had a problem producing something that could literally sink a freighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2018 My problem is that I let myself get dehydrated, and then it's like trying to push a pine-cone out. On occasions I've found that pulling my knees up into a squat-like position does help. I popped a couple out the other week. They were small, like cat turds and jet black. I was so intrigued that I actually got my phone out my pocket before realising it's not something I could be showing to people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 30, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted November 30, 2018 4 hours ago, The Maestro said: I had a good one earlier. I went to the toilet and splattered out last night's vindaloo after a couple of black coffees earlier today. It wasn't enjoyable but they all can't be hits can they? Ten minutes later, Sue in the office goes to the ladies toilets and come out asking who took a dump in there. It transpires that the awesomeness of my shit had gone through the pipes and emerged in the ladies bog. Working in a cabin in a scrap yard we have a tank under the office and all the pipes are all linked up. So here's poor Sue going for a quick tinkle and she's faced with a pile of brown slop that had worked it's way back up. Luckily she found the whole thing funny as she has two sons and said she's seen worse. No harm. But definitely foul. This is tremendous. Chuckling away here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 I have never known a shit to be so powerful they it needed to be flushed from two different toilets.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 15 hours ago, The Maestro said: I had a good one earlier. I went to the toilet and splattered out last night's vindaloo after a couple of black coffees earlier today. It wasn't enjoyable but they all can't be hits can they? Ten minutes later, Sue in the office goes to the ladies toilets and come out asking who took a dump in there. It transpires that the awesomeness of my shit had gone through the pipes and emerged in the ladies bog. Working in a cabin in a scrap yard we have a tank under the office and all the pipes are all linked up. So here's poor Sue going for a quick tinkle and she's faced with a pile of brown slop that had worked it's way back up. Luckily she found the whole thing funny as she has two sons and said she's seen worse. No harm. But definitely foul. When I worked for a company situated in the front office building of a scaffolding company, someone had left a tennis ball sized perfectly spherical turn in one of the bowls. Flushed it down but it reappeared through the day in the other two cubicles at separate time. Either that or they were part of a set of three shitty tennis balls, perhaps they come in a pack like Wilson sell them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted December 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 1, 2018 15 hours ago, Tommy! said: Philistine. Next you'll be against the self cleaning robo-lav and Swiss cauldron Actually if you look closer, you’ll see he’s frequent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted December 1, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted December 1, 2018 23 hours ago, tiger_rick said: . Although (TMI) I've been losing weight this year and I've noticed I go far less often and my shits are much easier and less claggy. Another one for the TMI brigade but here goes. Like Rick I have also lost weight this year and we are using on average 1 less toilet roll per week because I am spending less time depth charging the porcelain. I'm not saying that I live in some brave new pootopia, it still stinks buy there is less of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 1, 2018 Share Posted December 1, 2018 Nothing bad has ever happened to me whilst taking a poo. Â Nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I enjoyed reading Jon Walters account of his colonoscopy on Twitter today. Need to get my hands on some of that MoviPrep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted January 23, 2019 Awards Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Guy Bifkin said: Need to get my hands on some of that MoviPrep Wash it down with prune juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted May 21, 2019 Moderators Share Posted May 21, 2019 Everyone on UKFF: "I shit weird" This guy: "Hold my doo-doos. No, literally hold them." Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted May 22, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 22, 2019 Oh you bastard I just came on to post that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted May 22, 2019 Paid Members Share Posted May 22, 2019 Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 https://www.yorkmix.com/news/york-public-toilet-branded-one-of-the-worst-in-britain/ Would you use it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I woke up at 7 and between then and now I’ve had 7 poos (and fitted in the school run). Im not ill and not eaten anything unusual, just can’t stop pooing. Thought you’d all like to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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