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Guy Bifkin last won the day on August 19 2017

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  1. 2018 Coil-Shuffling Thread

    Cyrille Regis > The Cranberries
  2. UFC Fight Night: Stephens vs Superboy - Jan 14

    Jeremy Stephens has quietly gone from "who the fuck is that guy" to a genuine contender at Featherweight. Usman is gradually building up a similar air of invincibility to Kabib at Lightweight but it is a pretty unrewarding style for the average fan. Having said that I wouldn't be totally against him fighting (and wrecking) Colby Cuntington.
  3. Embarrassing Social Situations

    Well remembered Keith! Yes about 15 years ago I went to a work colleague’s Halloween party dressed as the Yorkshire Ripper. A controversial choice given that I work in possibly the most liberal, pussified workplace you could imagine (people in the office openly wept the morning of Brexit). However, I wasn’t quite prepared for the shitstorm it would create as it turned out the host of the party was the niece of one of Sutcliffe’s victims. I was basically asked to leave, Larry David style and forced to wander the streets in flares, afro wig and painted on goatee. Funnily enough I’m going to the very same person’s leaving do next Friday – maybe I should dig out the outfit for old time’s sake?
  4. UFC 221: Rockhold vs Romero

    Brilliant write up wand. Are Romero and Rockhold fighting for the real belt, or the interim? Genuinely no idea anymore....
  5. Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    It's like the Full Monty, but with wrestling!
  6. Minor news items that don't deserve a thread

    It's Paedogeddon time.
  7. Jamie Oliver

    One of my favourite songs growing up was Neneh Cherry’s Buffalo Stance. However when I hear that song now I’m not taken back to fond childhood memories, but I think of the opening credits to Jamie’s Fifteen Minute meals and his gormless mug prancing about like a spastic, throwing pasta round the kitchen, rubbing butter into his flabby tits and burning 50 pound notes in front of dinner ladies. Complete cunt.
  8. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Missed the game yesterday but this is the most Arsenal thing ever -
  9. Doomed anecdotal megathread #2

    What a fucking arsehole.
  10. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    We should have signed that lad Wolves just bought.
  11. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    Fantastic game last night, maybe not quite up there with Liverpool v Arsenal but close! I wasn't even mad at the last minute equaliser, it felt right and a fair reflection on the game. The last ten minutes were pure playground football, and if it was in the playgrounds I played in as I kid, Alvaro Morato would have been declared a bucklefoot and given a damn good posting. His abject display was only matched by Arsenal's back three. Very impressed with Maitland-Niles (?) and from an English perspective it's great to see Wilshere back to something like his best. Great game - same again next week please.
  12. General Adnan's Football 17/18

    I think the eyes thing is funny. The Livermore thing less so obviously.
  13. The new MMA general news, events and thoughts thread

    Agreed, what an ass... ...et she was to the UFC.
  14. The new MMA general news, events and thoughts thread

    I also think her fight with Holly Holm had one of the best finishes to a championship match I can recall. But yeah I mainly admire that tush.
  15. UKFF MMA Poster of the Year 2017

    Even then he'd still be the GOAT...