Guy Bifkin

Congratulate him like a gentlemen but politely point out this year's title winners will always have an asterix next to them, like those during World War 2.

My face saving angle on social media is going to be that Frank Lampard has now won more league titles for Liverpool than Steven Gerrard. The "debate" is over.

A bittersweet victory last night. The only consolation for Liverpool winning the league is that it will hit United fans the hardest.

It's been remastered in HD on YouTube -

It's rumoured that Ike wrote this one after Tina made his breakfast eggs sunny side up rather than over easy.

I tan well, never burn. So much so I used to think I had a bit of African or Asian in me until a 23 and Me DNA test showed I was in fact the whitest man in England.

Is the crowd noise being piped into the stadium or is it being added to the broadcast by Sky?

Sundays are for funky gospel.

Mesut Ozil

Diego Costa

David Luiz

Darren Anderton