Paid Members gmoney Posted April 3, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 3, 2023 It's never fun when you've been cursed with a brown crayon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bettencourt Posted April 9, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2023 I’m in a lot of pain. Think it may be constipation. Who knows. Got IBS too but I don’t think it’s IBS cramps. What’s the UKFF super shitter laxative mix? Prune juice wasn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Or your fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 Double espresso and 3x cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MungoChutney Posted April 10, 2023 Share Posted April 10, 2023 On 4/9/2023 at 7:21 AM, Bettencourt said: I’m in a lot of pain. Think it may be constipation. Who knows. Got IBS too but I don’t think it’s IBS cramps. What’s the UKFF super shitter laxative mix? Prune juice wasn’t it? I think it was two glasses of prune juice interspersed with a glass of cloudy apple juice. I did that a couple of times but you have to stay by the toilet for a day. Lost 3lbs from one of them I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 One pint of cloudy apple juice followed by a pint of water. Wait 30 minutes and have a pint of prune juice followed by another pint of water. Your intestines will be sparking afterwards. The last time I did it I shat out a Monopoly Hotel which must have squatted in my bowels for 25 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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