Paid Members gmoney Posted April 3, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 3, 2023 It's never fun when you've been cursed with a brown crayon. Quote
Paid Members Bettencourt Posted April 9, 2023 Paid Members Posted April 9, 2023 I’m in a lot of pain. Think it may be constipation. Who knows. Got IBS too but I don’t think it’s IBS cramps. What’s the UKFF super shitter laxative mix? Prune juice wasn’t it? Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted April 9, 2023 Members Posted April 9, 2023 Double espresso and 3x cigarettes. Quote
MungoChutney Posted April 10, 2023 Posted April 10, 2023 On 4/9/2023 at 7:21 AM, Bettencourt said: I’m in a lot of pain. Think it may be constipation. Who knows. Got IBS too but I don’t think it’s IBS cramps. What’s the UKFF super shitter laxative mix? Prune juice wasn’t it? I think it was two glasses of prune juice interspersed with a glass of cloudy apple juice. I did that a couple of times but you have to stay by the toilet for a day. Lost 3lbs from one of them I think. Quote
Glenryck Pilchards Posted April 11, 2023 Posted April 11, 2023 One pint of cloudy apple juice followed by a pint of water. Wait 30 minutes and have a pint of prune juice followed by another pint of water. Your intestines will be sparking afterwards. The last time I did it I shat out a Monopoly Hotel which must have squatted in my bowels for 25 years. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted September 6, 2023 Members Posted September 6, 2023 Someone has been naughty today in the offices. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted May 3, 2024 Members Posted May 3, 2024 I made kebabs the other day with a lot of red onion and a LOT of cayenne pepper and paprika. With no exaggeration over the last 3 days I reckon I've had around 50 shits. I'm pooing right now and if you've read a post of mine since Wednesday, I guarantee it was written on the bog. We're going for a takeaway curry in a minute. Been nice knowing you all. Quote
Paid Members johnnyboy Posted October 25, 2024 Paid Members Posted October 25, 2024 3 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Are the Irish ok? I'm not sure if that or 8 times a day Italy are the most concerning. I'm a porcelain enthusiast due to medication and 8 a day is high for me. The olive oil must make your digestive tract like a luge run. Quote
King Coconut Posted October 25, 2024 Posted October 25, 2024 Surely we're not believing that a national average of 55 times a week is scientifically based. Quote
Paid Members johnnyboy Posted October 25, 2024 Paid Members Posted October 25, 2024 1 minute ago, King Coconut said: Surely we're not believing that a national average of 55 times a week is scientifically based. I would prefer it if the Italians had deliberately inflated their numbers to be crowned champion shitters Quote
King Coconut Posted October 25, 2024 Posted October 25, 2024 They keep pinching them off. They all count! Quote
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