Paid Members Surf Digby Posted February 17, 2020 Paid Members Posted February 17, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Devon Malcolm said: Edited February 17, 2020 by Nostalgia Nonce Double post Quote
Rey_Piste Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 I totally missed the end of the Fury fight due to some intestinal distress. I believe that I am completely hollow now. I would best illustrate this with a gif. Quote
Steve Justice Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 I've never shat in the shower, but when I had food poisoning a few years ago I sat on the edge of the bath and shat in that whilst throwing up in to the toilet at the same time. Every time I retched, my body tensed and a blast of brown water would grace the bath. I think I've mentioned this on here before. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 On 2/17/2020 at 4:25 PM, Undefeated Steak said: Which leads me onto what's the worst thing you've ever wiped your arse with when you've ran out of toilet roll? You know those red cards the postman puts through your door to tell you you've missed a parcel? Like the brown empty tube but coarser. Quote
Stylin_and_Profilin Posted February 23, 2020 Posted February 23, 2020 When i had norovirus last year i literally sat with one of the kids plastic mini ikea chairs in the shower cubicle in our ensuite whilst the matching seat was positioned a few feet away with their ipad on it for entertainment. Saved my hole from looking like a shetland pony blowing it's soup cold (from constant wiping) and an added bonus of being in 'solitary lockdown' living in the bathroom for a day was, miraculously, that my wife and both kids managed to dodge it which if you've had said bug before (especially with a young family in the house) is pretty much unheard of. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted February 23, 2020 Paid Members Posted February 23, 2020 21 hours ago, Rey_Piste said: Sort of want one. Yeah, I like her too. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted February 26, 2020 Members Posted February 26, 2020 There’s a bit in the new series of Curb Your Enthusiasm (episode 6) which shows that Larry David shares the same idea about sitting on a loo as Steve Justice, ffs Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted November 6, 2020 Members Posted November 6, 2020 A new contender emerges. Quote
Paid Members DEF Posted November 6, 2020 Paid Members Posted November 6, 2020 1 hour ago, SuperBacon said: A new contender emerges. WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK!?! Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted August 4, 2021 Members Posted August 4, 2021 First time pooing in the new office and the lights are on a sensor and I've been sat in the dark for 15 minutes now. I don't want to wipe my bum in the dark. Send help. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted August 4, 2021 Paid Members Posted August 4, 2021 Just now, SuperBacon said: First time pooing in the new office and the lights are on a sensor and I've been sat in the dark for 15 minutes now. I don't want to wipe my bum in the dark. Send help. Maybe try pooing in the toilet instead? Quote
King Coconut Posted August 4, 2021 Posted August 4, 2021 I'm pooing in the dark while reading this! What are the chances? Quote
Moderators neil Posted August 4, 2021 Moderators Posted August 4, 2021 I don't know why you'd need light to take a shit. What are you trying to see? Quote
.thumb.jpeg.55e5547a252a5ad1a05f197973025167.jpeg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.