Paid Members johnnyboy Posted February 26, 2025 Paid Members Posted February 26, 2025 4 hours ago, King Coconut said: The ideal poo is a 'type 3' or 'type 4' – cracked or smooth sausage – delivered once per day. So I probably shouldn't make too many longterm plans then? Quote
Paid Members mim731 Posted August 6, 2025 Paid Members Posted August 6, 2025 https://bsky.app./profile/fesshole.bsky.social/post/3lvnicrdgjk27 Right, who was it? Quote
wordsfromlee Posted August 25, 2025 Posted August 25, 2025 The mens at Birmingham International Airport Quote
Paid Members mim731 Posted August 25, 2025 Paid Members Posted August 25, 2025 I'd imagine someone kicked the stall frame in, probably be replaced by tomorrow. Still, absolutely mad. Quote
davertfnewman Posted August 25, 2025 Posted August 25, 2025 I talked about it in another thread, there was a pub near where I live that was almost exactly like that except for a sink in place of the right urinal. Quote
BrodyGraham Posted August 25, 2025 Posted August 25, 2025 (edited) 6 hours ago, wordsfromlee said: The mens at Birmingham International Airport Why the fuck is the dispenser that high up? You'll be standing up to wipe your arse by default. It's bad enough that there's no stall but if you walk in there and you wind up face to face with someone full frontal balls out and hand up hoop? It'd be a good job you were at an airport because you'd want to get as far away from that situation as was humanly possible! Edited August 25, 2025 by BrodyGraham Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted March 12 Members Posted March 12 An incredible and fascinating array of shit has fallen out of my arse the past week. Had pure water, choppy yellow shit, normal diarrhea, very dark lumps and earlier what can only be described as something that looked like avocado oil, and just as green. Can't be healthy but there you go. Quote
Paid Members JLM Posted March 12 Paid Members Posted March 12 I once went into a google search panic caused by vibrant green poop and eventually Memento’d my way back to a toxic blue bubblegum milkshake I had consumed two days prior. Legitimately frightened for a while there. Quote
HandsomeButchIII Posted March 12 Posted March 12 I've filled the pan with fizzy Oxtail Soup 4 times today. I'm scared to go to sleep lest I'm found in bed pretending I was having a protest in the Maze. Quote
Paid Members FLips Posted March 15 Paid Members Posted March 15 Had pretty bad IBS for the better part of two weeks now. Constant knife-stab cramps, shitting clear slime. Living off peppermint tea, plain chicken and potatoes. Absolutely abysmal. Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted March 15 Members Posted March 15 10 minutes ago, FLips said: Had pretty bad IBS for the better part of two weeks now. Constant knife-stab cramps, shitting clear slime. Living off peppermint tea, plain chicken and potatoes. Absolutely abysmal. I'm with you brother! More than a week on from my food poisoning and I'm still shitting probably 10/15 times a day. Some days wiping my arse, might as well be wiping my nose. Pure snot coming out of my bum, and it's still green. I can't eat anything without shitting, and it's becoming a bit of a nightmare going out. Ah well. Quote
Paid Members gmoney Posted March 15 Paid Members Posted March 15 On 3/12/2026 at 11:39 PM, JLM said: I once went into a google search panic caused by vibrant green poop and eventually Memento’d my way back to a toxic blue bubblegum milkshake I had consumed two days prior. Legitimately frightened for a while there. Similar wave of cold panic after eating a whole red velvet cake. Quote
Paid Members FLips Posted March 15 Paid Members Posted March 15 7 minutes ago, gmoney said: Similar wave of cold panic after eating a whole red velvet cake. Fizzy Blue Tango laces for me. Looked like mushy peas. Quote
davertfnewman Posted March 15 Posted March 15 Oreo cookies have so much dark food colouring in that you'll think you've been eating coal. Quote
HandsomeButchIII Posted March 17 Posted March 17 (edited) Is there anyone still here that took part in @Kookoocachu's night of splattering the pan? I didn't do it, as I like innards, but several members downed a big bottle of Copella couldy apple, a litre of prune juice, charged their phones, and set themselves down on the chodbin for a Very Special Evening of expulsion . If I remember correctly, some people were chucking out liquid Farage for hours. Edited March 17 by HandsomeButchIII Quote
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