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7 hours ago, HandsomeButchIII said:

Is there anyone still here that took part in @Kookoocachu's night of splattering the pan? I didn't do it, as I like innards, but several members downed a big bottle of Copella couldy apple, a litre of prune juice, charged their phones, and set themselves down on the chodbin for a Very Special Evening of expulsion .

 

If I remember correctly, some people were chucking out liquid Farage for hours.

I didn't, but I remember wanting to, and feeling slightly jealous of those who'd committed to the big clear out. 

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7 hours ago, HandsomeButchIII said:

Is there anyone still here that took part in @Kookoocachu's night of splattering the pan? I didn't do it, as I like innards, but several members downed a big bottle of Copella couldy apple, a litre of prune juice, charged their phones, and set themselves down on the chodbin for a Very Special Evening of expulsion .

 

If I remember correctly, some people were chucking out liquid Farage for hours.

I did this a couple of times when it was first popularised on here. It wasn't as bad as expected actually. I did it on a Sunday when I could be guaranteed the pan and no work/family commitments. I actually drank prune juice regularly for a bit afterwards but this must have been 12 years ago based on where I was living at the time. 

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I did it and stupidly timed it in the middle of my dissertation and while I had flu. It’s a miracle I graduated in hindsight.

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9 hours ago, HandsomeButchIII said:

Is there anyone still here that took part in @Kookoocachu's night of splattering the pan? I didn't do it, as I like innards, but several members downed a big bottle of Copella couldy apple, a litre of prune juice, charged their phones, and set themselves down on the chodbin for a Very Special Evening of expulsion .

 

If I remember correctly, some people were chucking out liquid Farage for hours.

Any time anyone mentions prune juice, I think of the UKFF purge. I didn't take part, it's not really my thing. I'm happy shitting the normal amount.

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9 minutes ago, deathrey said:

I'm happy shitting the normal amount.

This really made me laugh. Oh to be so content. 

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13 minutes ago, gmoney said:

This really made me laugh. Oh to be so continent

Fixed.

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I live in a household with two teenagers who don't really respect toileting boundaries so there's no way I would be comfortable enough with my surroundings to try it.

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1 hour ago, Devon Malcolm said:

I live in a household with two teenagers who don't really respect toileting boundaries so there's no way I would be comfortable enough with my surroundings to try it.

Probably for the best given apparently 80% of your household budget already goes on toilet roll... Wouldn't want you to shit yourself out of house and home.

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Just now, Chest Rockwell said:

Probably for the best given apparently 80% of your household budget already goes on toilet roll... Wouldn't want you to shit yourself out of house and home.

I'd be busting out my private Cushelle supply that I save for special occasions (the shits).

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I remember trying this. I was watching a Herschell Gordon Lewis documentary at the time. Perfect timing to keep hearing about Splatter films.

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Necked a vindaloo last night which inevitably ends with Toilet Turmoil in the early hours. My plan was to negate the effects of the spice by eating a big bowl of cereal with milk before bed, the theory being that since milk helps quell the heat of a curry when drank, it would extinguish the nuclear meltdown taking place in my guts.

This did not work. And I spent the hours between 4-5 AM shitting the arse out of my arse.

And in a great victory for the law of unintended consequences, the cereal meant I actually had more to shit than I would have otherwise, prolonging my agony.

Edited by Gus Mears

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