I was hoping his dad would be Boris Zhukov. The biggest bonce in WWF history. At least it'd be old enough to be retro and funny, as opposed to Funko Pops. And it would have had no reaction. Although, that's why I don't work for WWE, mentioning a lower card worker who left in 1990. I'd have probably even bring up JD McDonagh losing more than Israel Matia. And it would rhyme, nearly.
I am starting to worry for Joe Hendry, though. He's in a shit position, and isn't given the mic time to get out of it. He could be a new Santino, or 2000-01 Ernest Miller, but he's not getting the time to be himself and get over.