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    Paul Hardcastle's Domestic Football 18/nuh nuh nuh 19

    Why are Glentoran playing in 5-a-side bibs?
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    Football Predictions League 2018-19

    Week 23 fixtures Premier League Brighton & Hove Albion 1-3 Liverpool Burnley 1-0 Fulham Crystal Palace´╗┐ 2-0 Watford Leicester City 2-1 Southampton Tottenham Hotspur 2-2 Manchester United (Sunday 4:30pm) West Ham United 1-3 Arsenal (12:30pm) Italian Cup Round 5 Bologna 0-1 Juventus (7:45pm) Sampdoria 2-0 Milan w/´╗┐@MVP RULZ (5pm) Torino 2-1 Fiorentina (Sunday 2pm) A Primeira Liga Sporting Lisbon 1-1 Porto (3:30pm)
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    Football Predictions League 2018-19

    Week´╗┐ 22 fixtures FA Challenge Cup Third Round proper Accrington Stanley 2-1 Ipswich Town Aston Villa 2-2 Swansea City Blackpool 0-3 Arsenal (5:30pm) Bournemouth 2-1 Brighton & Hove Albion (12:30pm) Bristol City 1-0 ´╗┐Huddersfield Town (5:30pm) Derby County 2-1 Southampton Fleetwood Town 2-0 Wimbledon Gillingham 0-1Cardiff ´╗┐City Millwall 2-3 Hull City (Sunday 2pm) Newport County 0-2 ´╗┐Leicester City (Sunday 4:30pm) Queen's Park Rangers 1-1 Leeds United (Sunday 2pm) Shrewsbury Town 0-1 ´╗┐Stoke City (12:30pm) West Bromwich Albion 3-1 Wigan Athletic (12:30pm) Woking 1-2 Watford (Sunday 2pm) National League North FC United w/@AdamTH17 1-1 Chester French Cup Round of 64 Amiens 0-2 Valenciennes (2pm) Andr├ęzieux-Bouth├ęon 1-5 Marseille (Sunday 1:15pm) Bourges 0-7 Olympique Lyonnais (7:55pm) Canet 0-8 Monaco (Sunday 1:15pm) Entente Sannois 1-3 Montpellier (2pm) Girondins de Bordeaux 2-1 Le Havre (Sunday 4:15pm) Le Puy 0-2 Nancy (2pm) Olympique St-Quentin 1-2 Metz (5pm) Olympique Strasbourg 0-4 St-├ëtienne (Sunday 4:15pm) Pontivy 0-10 Paris St ´╗┐Germain (Sunday 7:45pm) Red Star 1-2 Caen (5pm) Reims 1-4 Lens (Sunday´╗┐ 1:15pm) Stade Pontivyen 0-1 En Avant Guingamp (2pm) Stade Rennais 1-0 Brest (Sunday 1:15pm) Toulouse 1-2 Nice (5pm)
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    The 2019 UKFF Royal Rumble Lottery

    God this has come round quicker than expected, yes it is that time once again where you all pick 5 random numbers in the hope of getting your name etched on to The UKFF Rumble Lottery Hall of Fame in the pCc Clubhouse. Hall of Fame 2011 Lancastrino 2012 Chilli Dog 2013 Vince Russo 2014 Silky Kisser 2015 Seph 2016 JohnCarr92 and The Four Horsemen 2017 Otto Dem Wanz 2018 Men's: Grecian HBK4Life 2018 Women's: Bradyi´╗┐sGod22 2018 Overall: jamespc Grecian 2018 Greatest Royal Rumble: Wrasslin Unfortunately there is no Golden Bossy's this year, Mrs @Kaz Hayashi has ordered the supplier to stop dicking around with spray paint and early 90's action figures. However I will rustle up some prizes for the individual winners and a bigger prize for the overall winner (Don't expect owt special.) As usual all you need to do is reply to this thread and pick FIVE numbers between 1 and 30. These numbers will be used for both Rumble's. Each selection will be allocated points as seen further down the page. Due to the winners of Mixed Match Challenge earning the number 30 spot, typically I would disqualify that selection to be made. But seeing as it is R-Truth and Carmella we all know they have fuck all chance of winning the Rumble, so I have created some Number 30 Specials to entice you to pick number 30 if you dare. The Top 5 Winner - 50 points Runner-up (last eliminated) - 35 points 3rd - 25 points 4th - 15 points 5th - 10 points Survivor award; the most time spent in the ring 1st longest - 20 points 2nd longest - 18 points 3rd longest - 16 points 4th longest - 14 points 5th longest - 12 points Your wrestler eliminates another: 3 points The Bushwhacker Luke award; If your wrestler is eliminated within 60 seconds of entering the ring you are deducted 10 points. Skinning the Cat Award - If your wrestler skins the cat and returns into the ring you will gain five points. However if he is eliminated whilst attempting it or within three seconds of returning into the ring he will be deducted ten points for being a dickhead. The Tiffany Award - If your wrestler is by himself in the ring (after entrant number two enters the ring) then he will receive six points. It is possible for your wrestler to score more than once. Obviously the winner is not included in this. The "You Stupid Idiot" Award - Renamed after Chris Jericho who did this in 2017, if your wrestler volunteers to climb the top rope but then gets knocked off and eliminated you lose 20 points. The "Well We Weren't Expecting You!" Award - If your pick is a WWE Hall of Famer or someone who is not a member of the active wrestling roster you will gain 10 points. (My decision will be final if the person qualifies for this award) NXT Newbie award - In the last few years there have been a couple of NXT wrestlers who earned the opportunity to compete in the Rumble, so if your pick is a member of the active NXT roster you will score 5 points. The Double Bubble Award: If your selection competed earlier on the card = 4 points The "In Like a House on Fire" Award: If your entrant eliminates someone within 60 seconds of entering the ring they will get an additional four points as well as the normal elimination bonus. New - Hat Trick Heaven (Sponsored by BetFred) If your pick is a member of an active tag-team or stable you will get 3 points. If they are in the Rumble at the same time as a fellow group member it will be doubled to 6 points and if they are three members or more it will be doubled once again to 12 points. (It will be capped to three members) Number 30 Specials R-Truth attempts or enters the Women's Royal Rumble will earn 10 points Dance break in one Rumble = 5 points, in both = 10 points. If either Carmella or R-Truth are eliminated within 30 seconds of a Dance Break = -20 points Before you post your selections please read these rules to help me out: 1. Make sure you only pick FIVE numbers from 1 to 30 2. Make sure they are in numerical order 3. If you fail to adhere to these rules I will make you look like a chump. My selection is 2,6,11,24 and 28 Good luck!
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    Football Predictions League 2018-19

    Week 21A fixtures ÔÇô 29th December Premier League Fulham2-1 Huddersfield Town Liverpool 3-1 Arsenal (5:30pm) Championship Bolton Wanderers 0-1 Stoke City Middlesbrough 1-0 Ipswich Town League One Accrington Stanley 1-2 Peterborough United Rochdale 1-1 Bradford City National League Chesterfield 0-1 Hartlepool United Dover Athletic 2-0 Leyton Orient Gateshead 3-1 Halifax Town Scottish Premiership Rangers 2-2 Celtic (12:30pm) Week 21B fixtures ÔÇô New Year's Day Premier League Cardiff City 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur (5:30pm) Everton 2-2 Leicester City (12:30pm) Championship Blackburn Rovers 1-2 West Bromwich Albion Sheffield Wednesday 1-1Birmingham City League Two Crawley Town 2-1 Colchester United Swindon Town 0-2 Exeter City National League Barnet 1-1 Boreham Wood Salford City 2-1 Wrexham National League North Kidderminster Harriers 1-1 Hereford w/@Shy Dad York City 1-2 Darlington
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    Condom dispensers

    Nope it was definitely a jonny machine. I think it was an old-school Jiffi dispenser with a French Tickler option.
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    Celebrities You Hate (for no apparent reason!)

    Phil Collins. Anytime I see the potato headed cunt my blood boils.
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    Condom dispensers

    About 12 Christmas's ago I was on a night out in Middlesbrough and the starter pub was a Wetherspoons (don't judge me.) After breaking the seal for some reason I was compelled to wander over to the blob machine and instinctively pulled on the coin return lever. Low and behold sixteen Pound coins come flying out. It certainly was a Christmas miracle.
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    Ron Jeremy

    I can categorically state that his rum is shit.
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    Football Predictions League 2018-19

    FIFA´╗┐ Club World Cup Final Al-Ain 1-4 Real Madrid (4:30pm, in the United Arab Emirates) Premier ´╗┐League Cardiff City 1-3 Manchester United (5:30pm) Everton 1-2Tottenham Hotspur (Sunday 4pm) Championship Aston Villa 1-1 Leeds United (Sunday 1:30pm) Hull City 2-0 Swansea City (5:30pm) League One´╗┐´╗┐´╗┐ Blackpool 1-2 Barnsley Portsmouth 2-0 Sunderland League Two Grimsby Town 1-1 Notts County Macclesfield Town´╗┐ 2-1 Port Vale Scottish Championship Ross County 1-1 Partick Thistle ´╗┐ ´╗┐ Week 20B fixtures ÔÇô Boxing Day Premier League Brighton & Hove Albion 2-1 Arsenal (5:15pm) Leicester City 0-2 Manchester City Watford 1-2´╗┐ Chelsea (7:30pm) Championship Norwich City 1-0 Nottingham Forest Sheffield United 0-2 Derby County League One Coventry ´╗┐City 2-1 Charlton Athletic Oxford United 1-3 Southend United League Two Carlisle United 2-0 Oldham Athletic Crewe Alexandra 1-2 Lincoln City Scottish Premiership Aberdeen 0-3 Celtic (2pm)´╗┐
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    If you could appear on any game show...

    SPOILER ALERT: I won today's episode of 15 to 1 Winner winner, chicken dinner
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    If you could appear on any game show...

    In the last couple of years I have got into the world of competitive quizzing and played in my first World Quiz Championships this year (I came fucking nowhere, it was rock solid) which is part of a calendar of monthly events. The quizzes are usually held across multiple venues across the country and the world and quizzers take it in turn to set quizzes. As mentioned Olav is one of the best quizzers in the world but has never been able to translate his knowledge on to TV. He choked on the last series of Mastermind in the opening round. What I have found is the elite quizzers seem to have traits of autism or aspergers. Anne Hegarty spoke about it candidly in this year's I'm a Celeb. Last year I was randomly selected to be on Anne's team at a Quiz In The North event and it was fascinating to see her dredge up nuggets of information with her techniques. The recall ability is on a different plane to us mere mortals. Regarding The Chasers not doing great at the WQC only Anne, Paul and Jenny are regular fixtures on the quizzing circuit. Mark doesn't have the time to do them as he has so many commitments. Shaun hardly makes any appearances because he is not that good compared to the rest. Yes he is a Mastermind champion but he somehow managed to have three football topics as his specialist subjects. They have changed the rules since so you have to do three completely different topics. There are some quizzers that only do TV shows abd you will see the same people on TV all the time. It seems like you are guaranteed to see a Laslett at least once every 6 months on the box. I would recommend going to a Grand Prix or a Quiz in the North event though just for the experience. You will probably get a walloping but everyone is friendly and usually afterwards everyone goes for a curry and a beer. Go to Quizzing.com or Quiz in the North on Facebook to find out more.