Loki Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, waters44 said: A few weeks ago my four year old found a big frog in the corner of the garden. Thereās no water anywhere near us so fuck knows where he came from As a father and daughter bonding experience i thought we should help the frog, so I got a shovel, my little girl got her toy shovel,Ā and we spent the next 30Ā mins digging a really small pond in the border of the garden. We put a plastic sheet over it with bricks to keep it down and filled it with water, nothing special but it held the water ok.Ā I picked the frog up and immediately dropped it on itās head on to the patio. I quickly picked it up again and it started peeing everywhere. It was like I was running around with a hose going off, no idea where all this pee was coming from.Ā I placed it down on the side of the pond and within thirty seconds my cat picked it up and ran off. To quote Alan Partridge the atmosphere turned rrrrrrrather sour and theĀ bonding exercise with my daughter turned into her blaming me for the slaughter of Frank the frog.Ā Sounds like it was a toad, in which case dumping into a pond would probably have killed it anyway. Edited June 8, 2020 by Loki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted June 8, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 8, 2020 Just had a Zoom meeting with beer in my mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lars85 Posted June 8, 2020 Share Posted June 8, 2020 Since I only go out to go shopping or for a drive around the countryside in the evening, I've stopped wearing underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted June 8, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 8, 2020 Its pretty much all I wear now. I only put on a shirt for zoom meetings. I should add my running gear, but I'm happy to leave it otherwise. Its Doncaster, its 7am, no fucker would know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members CleetusVanDamme Posted June 8, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 8, 2020 Watched all 22 episodes of Mortal Kombat: Conquest (popped huge for MENG! A little bit for Wrath) and got irrationally upset that it ended on a cliffhanger. Who's going to stop Shao Kahn? Forgot Kristanna Loken was in it, as well. Ā My pubes are at an absolutely farcical length rn. This is the life. Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Not sure where to post this but I think I've even outdone myself. The Transport Police bundled me into Aintree Hospital and I'll be here the next few days.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members DEF Posted June 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2020 Just now, Undefeated Steak said: Not sure where to post this but I think I've even outdone myself. The Transport Police bundled me into Aintree Hospital and I'll be here the next few days.Ā WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lenin Posted June 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, Undefeated Steak said: Not sure where to post this but I think I've even outdone myself. The Transport Police bundled me into Aintree Hospital and I'll be here the next few days.Ā Ā Without being clichĆ©d, I seriously hope you're ok - physically and mentally.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Thank you - don't really wanna talk about yet but I will be fine. Just had a bad mental health moment. So dont want to worry anyone, it's nothing that can't be sorted. Appreciate the concern, I'll probably talk about it in a few weeks. Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Thesz Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 @Undefeated Steak Good luck mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted June 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2020 @Undefeated SteakĀ Take care of yourself.Ā Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted June 12, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted June 12, 2020 Best wishes @Undefeated Steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam O'Rourke Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 @Undefeated SteakĀ Hope you feel better soon - take care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted June 12, 2020 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted June 12, 2020 Open your DMs, if you're able to, @Undefeated Steak. Regardless, look after yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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