King Coconut Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 57 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: I've spent lockdown making my way through this Many Germans still call these Nigger Kisses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paid Members Tommy! Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 25 minutes ago, King Coconut said: Many Germans still call these Nigger Kisses. I was told by someone that a big pair of tits is referred to as "super dickmanns" or "dickmanns" in a sort of "get these invoices to Ingrid, you know Ingrid the blonde with the super dickmans" after the tunnocks style treat. I don't know if it's true but I certainly hope it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 Knowing Ingrid, it's probably true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 1 hour ago, PowerButchi said: Am I the only fucker who doesn't like Waffle the Wonder Dog? It's all about Do You Know. Get the kids primed and ready to enjoy How It's Made. In the past I've convinced my nephew How It's Made was Do You Know.  Also, Maddie Moate is neat. Naaa. Other then the mum being a sort, it’s a load of shit. The more I’ve watched it, the worst it’s got. Which is almost how I’d describe Topsy and Tim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: Naaa. Other then the mum being a sort, it’s a load of shit. The more I’ve watched it, the worst it’s got. Which is almost how I’d describe Topsy and Tim Waffles not shit. You're shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Monkee Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 (edited) One exceptionally sad and pathetic thing I keep dwelling on is the lack of human contact. I’d give anything for a fucking hug off someone. I literally haven’t even been within 2ft of anyone in 8 weeks and it really sucks (2ft not 2m because people in the supermarkets are arseholes). I’m not generally a huggy person anyway but even that hand on the arm during a conversation or a tap on the shoulder for attention is a craving. I had a really shit day a couple of weeks ago and just drive for 20 minutes bawling my eyes out - not because of the shitty day but because there was no comfort at the end of it. It’s really shit. Edited May 18, 2020 by Monkee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted May 18, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Waffles not shit. You're shit. You need the popular opinion thread for that comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, Monkee said: One exceptionally sad and pathetic thing I keep dwelling on is the lack of human contact. I’d give anything for a fucking hug off someone. I literally haven’t even been within 2ft of anyone in 8 weeks and it really sucks (2ft not 2m because people in the supermarkets are arseholes). I’m not generally a huggy person anyway but even that hand on the arm during a conversation or a tap on the shoulder for attention is a craving. I had a really shit day a couple of weeks ago and just drive for 20 minutes bawling my eyes out - not because of the shitty day but because there was no comfort at the end of it. It’s really shit. Keep going Monkee. Not long hopefully I saw a mate earlier as I was going to get the girls and he was running past and we had a good old chat for about half an hour (two metres apart!). Was only about old football shirts we'd both been looking at and wine he's drunk, but it was lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 The last couple of weeks I have been buying movies like a madman online (17 in all!!), owing to the fact that outside of the local Asda and Home Bargains, there isn't anywhere open to physically buy. The full shameful list goes as follows: Hell Comes To Frogtown The Monster Maker Brain Damage The Return of Dracula Topaz The Trouble With Harry Suspicion Saboteur Family Plot Nightmares The Love Witch The Beast With 1 Million Eyes Tales That Witness Madness The Dr Goldfoot Collection When The Wind Blows Ghoulies The Day The Earth Caught Fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 I started off getting pissed every day I wasn't supposed to be in office working, but then one morning got called into office unexpectedly and was fucking dying hungover, I had a shower and everything before going in, but could still smell the beer sweating out of me. After doing what I was called into do, I went and sat in the disabled toilet for 40 minutes trying not to puke but ultimately ended up having to jump off the bus home and puke into a hedge. So I knocked the weekday drinking on the head totally after that. Besides that I've been watching crap old TV on Youtube (latest find is a 90's BBC docuseries called X Cars about undercover police in Manchester who drive hot hatchbacks and have Max Power posters up all over the station) and episodes of Always Sunny I've watched a million times before. I also emailed a mobile bike mechanic about getting my bike fixed, but he wanted some ungodly amount so I just bought a puncture repair kit and cheap pump in Aldi and did it myself. That was on Saturday, and I still haven't bothered cycling it. I've no attention span for anything anymore I've found. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) @DCWI remember X Cars. Strangely, my dad was ok with us watching it, considering he made us turn off certain episodes of TNG. Have you watched the one with the stinger yet? Edited May 19, 2020 by hallicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted May 19, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted May 19, 2020 3 hours ago, scratchdj said: Exactly this. I’ve been coding a new hat. Could you put wool in a 3D printer and write a code so that it knits you a jumper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted May 20, 2020 Moderators Share Posted May 20, 2020 I'm hoping to get so sunburned I have the hue of John Amos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted May 24, 2020 Author Awards Moderator Share Posted May 24, 2020 (edited) Five episodes of New Girl today. Edited May 24, 2020 by Frankie Crisp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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